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So how big is your turkey??

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No no no.... nothing kinky here, I'm talking about the real thing! :P

So how big is the turkey you're gonna cook for Christmas dinner? I just bought a whopping 20.5 pound big bad sonofabitch today.

Hell, I'm gonna have 12 people to feed Monday afternoon... That big ass turkey should be enough. B|
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No Turkey for Xmas here....

I do however, have a 21lb ham that is going in the smoker.....shootin' it up with a sweet garlic and pineapple brine.....with some pecan, orange, and oak chips.
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No no no.... nothing kinky here, I'm talking about the real thing! :P

So how big is the turkey you're gonna cook for Christmas dinner? I just bought a whopping 20.5 pound big bad sonofabitch today.

Hell, I'm gonna have 12 people to feed Monday afternoon... That big ass turkey should be enough. B|


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That's what we got... a 20-pounder! That's for 2-people. We love turkey sammiches.
For 12-people, you might have considered a 22 - 24-pounder. Merry Christmas to you and your family!


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No turkey here for Christmas. Never had turkey at Christmas. My 93 year old Baba is making a traditional Ukrainian Christmas Dinner on Sunday night. 12 meatless dishes. Same celebration we've had since I was born (and before that, I guess!!!).

I can't WAIT for dinner!!! YUMMY!

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sweet garlic and pineapple brine.....with some pecan, orange, and oak chips.



Interesting combination. Were boring small turkey and small ham with Cody doing the cooking again. Got a few dinner guests and if they dont like it oh well :D
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A fondue meal for us. Couple different kinds of meat cut and divided up, everybody takes their time around the table cooking the little pieces a few at a time. Makes for quite a long meal with lots of conversation.

I'll be honest that I've been sick of it for the last few years, but it still makes for a great family meal. Years ago we started with cheese and ended with chocolate, but we now skip both of those and just go for more meat!
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21.38lb Turkey have turtle and his folks driving as i type. jay/upndownshop may show up who knows. I know the day after i will be eating a nice turkey and piccalilly sandwich:)
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We have about a dozen friends comming arouned for a BBQ and a swim in our pool, temps are meant to be about 100F, so there will be loads of salads and cool drinks B|
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I'm so jealous!!!!>:( I just got back from traipsing through the slush/turned ice, sitting in dead standstill traffic heading to/from the mall, and I have that to look forward to again.

I've always wanted to visit Oz......maybe I'll move there and open a wind tunnel.

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I've always wanted to visit Oz......maybe I'll move there and open a wind tunnel.


I would give you sooo much, obligation free sex if you did that:ph34r::ph34r:
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A fondue meal for us. Couple different kinds of meat cut and divided up, everybody takes their time around the table cooking the little pieces a few at a time. Makes for quite a long meal with lots of conversation.

I'll be honest that I've been sick of it for the last few years, but it still makes for a great family meal. Years ago we started with cheese and ended with chocolate, but we now skip both of those and just go for more meat!



I love fondue. B| We have the kit at home and have used it every now and then. A pound of aged swiss cheese, some white wine and a little flour, garlic rubbed generously around the cooker, and a touch of Kirschwasser liquor for a bit of flavor, and it's awesome.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I love fondue. B| We have the kit at home and have used it every now and then. A pound of aged swiss cheese, some white wine and a little flour, garlic rubbed generously around the cooker, and a touch of Kirschwasser liquor for a bit of flavor, and it's awesome.



I do too, in general, but for some reason I've grown incredibly tired of it for Christmas dinner. Probably just because it's the exact same thing every year. I prefer to change things up!
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I've always wanted to visit Oz......maybe I'll move there and open a wind tunnel.


I would give you sooo much, obligation free sex if you did that:ph34r::ph34r:



So I take it the offer is off the table unless I open a wind tunnel? Man, you must have some amazing prowess to have that much bargaining power. Your wife is a lucky woman.:P

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eh I dont know.Hes about 6ft tall and about 180lbs.:D Hes still a good hubby though.


As for our holiday meal..nada.hubby will be at work and I'll be home alone.So he'll probably be eating whatever crap the ODR is hashing out and I'll be rummaging through the fridge for whatever.


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