waltappel 1 #1 December 23, 2006 Funks, Please, oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, start an advice thread!!!!! Some of us really need your wisdom. I'll go first. Dear Funks, Sometimes I feel like a total loser. After all, I'm old, not very good looking, not very smart, don't make very much money, have bad breath, and get asked if I'm retarded on a regular basis. I can deal with all that stuff, but it really hurts when I approach a hooker and she pays *me* 20 bucks to go away! Somebody said I would fit in really well with belly flyers or rock climbers but I really don't want to sink *that* low. Is there any hope for me? What should I do? edited to add: Here's a pic. Should I change my hairstyle or something? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 December 23, 2006 Dear Funks, What can I do stop all the hotties on dropzone.com from PMing me with proposals?? I value my freedom."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #3 December 23, 2006 QuoteDear Funks, What can I do stop all the hotties on dropzone.com from PMing me with proposals?? I value my freedom. You don't need funks for this one. Just wake from your slumber.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 23, 2006 Is there any hope for me? What should I do? Quote I might recommend being a bit more tactful with the way you approach women...not that I'm an expert. We all know you try to be a romantic~ But....the 'way' you say things sometimes has an effect on your acceptance. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #5 December 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Funks, What can I do stop all the hotties on dropzone.com from PMing me with proposals?? I value my freedom. You don't need funks for this one. Just wake from your slumber.Don't hate."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #6 December 23, 2006 QuoteDon't hate. The prompt, polite service I offer and you call me a hater? Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
stitch 0 #5 December 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear Funks, What can I do stop all the hotties on dropzone.com from PMing me with proposals?? I value my freedom. You don't need funks for this one. Just wake from your slumber.Don't hate."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #6 December 23, 2006 QuoteDon't hate. The prompt, polite service I offer and you call me a hater? Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
