Disgusted with KLM

[bazelos 0]

So I though about it, and since it would be pretty shitty of myself to not go and see my folks back home for Christmas, I packed my bags and grabed a cab to the airport. I arrived a whole three hours early, my flight was ment to depart at 16:55, it will actually depart at 17:50. I don't mind waiting one more hour, but the most devasting fact is that, since it is a connecting flight, I have lost the last flight and I will have to spend 12 whole hours, till the morning flight, in Amsterdam.

What could a fine gentleman like me do for such a long time, in Amsterdam? KLM said they will get me a hotel, so I guess there's nothing more to do other than sleep on it.















Also, to whoever's been to Amsterdam, is there a dresscode for the strip clubs?


edit: I have made a promise to myself not to indulge in any substance (other than alcohol and that in the form of manly beer - Guinness-), and have abstain from the party culture for three whole months, so unfortunately, I can't smoke the delicious purple haze.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[skymama 37]

You're going to be able to visit your family AND strip clubs. It's the perfect Christmas, you should be thanking KLM!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[bazelos 0]

Now if only the Fokker (don't you just love that plane?) would land on the Texxel dz...that would be pretty much the best Christmas. But I am asking for too much

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[pincheck 0]

think that would be asking a little too much but hey if your on a roll............................

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[skinnyshrek 0]

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think that would be asking a little too much but hey if your on a roll............................

He's rolling. wow KLM have definately changed over the years

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[Rainbo 0]

You want to try the Grasshopper Club. You can catch any of the fine sites of Amsterdam city central from there. It is a restauraunt, bar, coffee house, all on different floors and sits and the head of the red light district.

Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

[bloody_trauma 2]

dude, fuck a guinness, go find yourself a good trappist beer, with about 13% alc content and drink up, frickin smoth and delicious the whole way down, and im not so crazy about KLM, all three times ive flown with them, they have lost my luggage coming and going, Fokers.

Fly it like you stole it

[Shit 0]

Piss on that Don't go to the Grasshopper its a waste. sure it may be right there when you leave central station, but there are better places. try to find Abraxas. check out channels.nl loaded with info only somke neder hash or ice-o lator. the ice-o-later is the best at the bushdoctor.. try kali mist

[Rainbo 0]

I simply note that as it is a good gateway to the rest of the area for newcomers. You can strike up a conversation and usually a good natured local will take you on your merry way. At least that is the way I got started.

You're right that there are a lot of good places to go other than there. There are always places to look out for which is usually not mentioned by most. Avoid the Morraccan contigents while walking the streets, trouble can abound.

I used to "window shop" for hours and had a great time for the seven months that I was working there back in the late 90's. You have to try some of the "triples" at the local bars if you want to experience beer like you never have before.

Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

[bazelos 0]

Ok so I found myself in Geneva, I am on a macintosh with a French(?) keyboard and all the letters are messed up...so I will try my best to make sence

I have not been in the red light district in the night, but now that I did, a word of warning, not all the girls in the windows where born girls.

I walked around the area for four hours, I actally managed to meet three guys (well two, the third was unconcious) from Bradford, my town, which I though was quity lucky untill I realised how many Brits actually go there!

Also, I understand why someone would offer charlie and even pills to me...but one guy said he has viagra. I am 22 for fuck's sakes, do I look like I can't get it up???

Right, that's all I can manage on this thing, typing is impossible on a mac

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[skinnyshrek 0]

so did you do the charly or the pills

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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[SBS 0]

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I have not been in the red light district in the night, but now that I did, a word of warning, not all the girls in the windows where born girls.

Um...how exactly did you discover this???

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I am 22 for fuck's sakes, do I look like I can't get it up???

I've always heard it was helpful if you couldn't get it up, but makes it even more fun if you could...with the only caviat that, "nobody wants to have THAT much sex."

-S

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[piisfish 140]

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Ok so I found myself in Geneva, I am on a macintosh with a French(?) keyboard and all the letters are messed up...so I will try my best to make sence

you're in Geneva and don't even say so in advance. Duuuude come on... Most likely the keyboard was swiss-french (qwertz). If the keyboard was french it was an azerty.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[work4mediocrity 0]

just got back from there last night still recovering... wish i went when i was your age!