bazelos 0 #1 January 2, 2007 Why? Why do women think remotes are toys? And why can't they play with the remote buttons that do not work? Why does my mother have to turn the volume up and down all the time?! Can't she think of a better way to keep her fingers occupied without pissing people off? Gah I knew I shouldn't have gone back to see my folks for Christmas! And I have another 6 days of this to endure, dear God, help me! Rant over...in other news I just rented Cars, this can't be too childish for a 22yr old? Of course that's a backup plan in case my mate doesn't show up to go the movies. So, what are your plans tonight? Also, if you know of a way to prevent women in general, using the remote, please let me know, I am willing to pay good money over this!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 January 2, 2007 just make it vibrate and women will want the remote from you Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 January 2, 2007 At my house it's not called the remote. It's called the penis. I handle it only when I'm sure it's okay for me to handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 2, 2007 Well, see . . . the thread title is a redundancy in and of it's self. That's like saying "Tampons: Made for Women only" Forgot to add - - - - - - - Just don't sneeze!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 January 3, 2007 QuoteAt my house it's not called the remote. It's called the penis. I handle it only when I'm sure it's okay for me to handle it. do you use protection You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #6 January 3, 2007 QuoteAt my house it's not called the remote. It's called the penis. I handle it only when I'm sure it's okay for me to handle it. No, no, I don't think I am that open minded to try the same with my mother. That would be a bit too sick even for my standardsHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
