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Here's Your Sign!

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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I put a starter log in my fireplace the other day and my oldest child pointed out this:

Warning: Contents flamable

After a long pause I thought to myself well no shit, I would hope so.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

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I have a bath tub mat with a hundred 1/2 inch suction cups on the bottom. The sign engraved on it says "This side down" Glad they helped on that one.

In regards to the "Trailer in tow"post above me .I saw a "Race car in tow" on a Chevy emblem in the back window of a Plymouth being towwed.

When the Pontiac Aztek came out I magic markered a sign on the front said "Lose a bet" I showed the owners at stop lights. They mostly looked confused for two seconds. The flip side said "Does one fingre mean yes"

I was asked by the cashier at a gas station what I was starring at and laughing . I asked her who made the sign behind her. She said the manager. I said there are 17 words and 6 are misspelled . She looked around and said Oh Ya which ones?

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