Here's Your Sign!

[willard 0]

I saw this road sign a few years back...

"Do not attempt to pass when oncoming traffic is present"

Imagine the genius that firgured that one out!

Anybody else have a good one to share?

[Loonix 0]

WARNING! THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES!!

..also, the bridge is out ahead.

[popsjumper 2]

Do not place combustible materials on heater.

Surgeon General's Warning:
Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy.

Danger: Do not place hands in or near cutting blades.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[sartre 0]

Contents: Salt

Warning! High in sodium.

I ran across one the other day, but I can't remember it. It was something on my bathroom counter, so I'll check when I finally get home tonight.

[A_girl 0]

I put a starter log in my fireplace the other day and my oldest child pointed out this:

Warning: Contents flamable

After a long pause I thought to myself well no shit, I would hope so.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

[dbattman 0]

Cape does not enable wearer to fly.

[cocheese 0]

Warning: Skydiving may cause serious injury or death.


Monster beverage: consume no more than 3 cans per day. (the can is huge and holds a ton of zing zing zoom zap)

[IcarusNeededAAD 0]

On a Swedish Chainsaw:

Do not hold blade with hands or genitals

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!"

[Broke 0]

On the chesapeak bay bridge tunnel

"Explosives Prohibited"

They sell fireworks at the gift shop in the middle of the bridge

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[sartre 0]

One from the office today. On the instructions for loading the paper tray to the copier. "Before loading paper, fan the pages to separate them. Take care not to cut your fingers on the edges of the paper."

[PWScottIV 0]

http://www.stupidsigns.com/Default.asp?CP=ARC&ID=234

Gravity Waits for No One.

[Royd 0]

Trailer in tow.

[lekstrom10k 0]

I have a bath tub mat with a hundred 1/2 inch suction cups on the bottom. The sign engraved on it says "This side down" Glad they helped on that one.

In regards to the "Trailer in tow"post above me .I saw a "Race car in tow" on a Chevy emblem in the back window of a Plymouth being towwed.

When the Pontiac Aztek came out I magic markered a sign on the front said "Lose a bet" I showed the owners at stop lights. They mostly looked confused for two seconds. The flip side said "Does one fingre mean yes"

I was asked by the cashier at a gas station what I was starring at and laughing . I asked her who made the sign behind her. She said the manager. I said there are 17 words and 6 are misspelled . She looked around and said Oh Ya which ones?