Remster 30 #26 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteThen you are really "dispicable." Yeah, especially if it's a hairy Canadian stripper. Hey.. Everybody needs love. Dont be such a hater.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #27 January 5, 2007 And if a bachelor party is the "last night of freedom", you shouldn't be getting married. Quote Agreed, IMO the "last night of freedom" was the night you took your SO on your first date as a couple.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #28 January 5, 2007 I don't look at it as watching strippers or getting lap dances. I think of it as a financial support group for drug addicted single mothers. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #29 January 5, 2007 They are putting themselves through college! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #30 January 5, 2007 QuoteHey.. Everybody needs love. Dont be such a hater. I'm sorry, Remi... I'll stick a dollar in your g-string the next time I see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #31 January 5, 2007 A dollar? What am I suppose to be buying for a dollar? I'm trying to put myself through a MBA here.... Cheap ass...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #32 January 5, 2007 Well I'm a broke student, ya know... But if you work it, then maybe I'll give you five dollars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #33 January 5, 2007 QuoteThey are putting themselves through college! That has to be one of the biggest stripper lies. The worst are the chatty strippers who insist on telling you about their children. I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #34 January 5, 2007 >I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted >to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." So how's that line working for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #35 January 5, 2007 Quote>I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted >to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." So how's that line working for you? I'm too much of a pussy to actually say it. That, and I get the feeling that strippers who tell you that are trying to get you to see them as a person rather than a sex object, and maybe get a bit extra in tips to help with the kids. So I just give them a nice tip and go on about my business. But I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, rather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #36 January 5, 2007 QuoteBut I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, Yet if they tell you that they're putting themselves through college then you think it's just a big lie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #37 January 5, 2007 Quoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #38 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteBut I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, Yet if they tell you that they're putting themselves through college then you think it's just a big lie? Yes, but somehow I am more willing to accept this lie than the hard truth.... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #39 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? I guess you haven't been to many dive strip clubs. Last week the girls were thanking me up and down for not smelling like shit, and for tipping. And yes, even strippers at shithole clubs can make good money, but as they probably contribute nothing to FICA, so they will have no social security, and their retirement plans really suck. Also, whet do they do after 35 when their looks go and their skills consist of humping a pole and rolling joints like a cuban cigar maker? Anybody married to an ex-stripper? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #40 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? Not so fast... while the money they make might seem easy, they spend most of that time on high heels and breathing a ton of second-hand smoke-infested air. And most of them only last a few years, maybe 10 tops, then what's left? A smorgasbord of various health problems and looking 10-15 years older than their age. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Zipp0 1 #28 January 5, 2007 I don't look at it as watching strippers or getting lap dances. I think of it as a financial support group for drug addicted single mothers. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #29 January 5, 2007 They are putting themselves through college! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #30 January 5, 2007 QuoteHey.. Everybody needs love. Dont be such a hater. I'm sorry, Remi... I'll stick a dollar in your g-string the next time I see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #31 January 5, 2007 A dollar? What am I suppose to be buying for a dollar? I'm trying to put myself through a MBA here.... Cheap ass...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #32 January 5, 2007 Well I'm a broke student, ya know... But if you work it, then maybe I'll give you five dollars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #33 January 5, 2007 QuoteThey are putting themselves through college! That has to be one of the biggest stripper lies. The worst are the chatty strippers who insist on telling you about their children. I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #34 January 5, 2007 >I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted >to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." So how's that line working for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #35 January 5, 2007 Quote>I just want to say "Thanks for ruining the fantasy, dumbass. If I wanted >to hear about some broad's bratty kids I'd call up my sister-in-law." So how's that line working for you? I'm too much of a pussy to actually say it. That, and I get the feeling that strippers who tell you that are trying to get you to see them as a person rather than a sex object, and maybe get a bit extra in tips to help with the kids. So I just give them a nice tip and go on about my business. But I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, rather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #36 January 5, 2007 QuoteBut I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, Yet if they tell you that they're putting themselves through college then you think it's just a big lie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #37 January 5, 2007 Quoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #38 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteBut I'd prefer to think of them as horny college students who just enjoy taking their clothes off for me, Yet if they tell you that they're putting themselves through college then you think it's just a big lie? Yes, but somehow I am more willing to accept this lie than the hard truth.... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #39 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? I guess you haven't been to many dive strip clubs. Last week the girls were thanking me up and down for not smelling like shit, and for tipping. And yes, even strippers at shithole clubs can make good money, but as they probably contribute nothing to FICA, so they will have no social security, and their retirement plans really suck. Also, whet do they do after 35 when their looks go and their skills consist of humping a pole and rolling joints like a cuban cigar maker? Anybody married to an ex-stripper? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #40 January 5, 2007 QuoteQuoterather than struggling single mothers wiho made some poor choices Lets see.. they are bringing in $300 to $500 a night on average (Many make MUCH more). Uncle Sam has no good way to track this income so Taxes are just on what they report. $2k a week tax free ($104K a year) just to sit around and be nice and occationally get up and wiggle their ass.. Meanwhile, The rest of us struggle 40 to 60 hour work weeks to bearly squeek out a living. Who made some poor choices?? Not so fast... while the money they make might seem easy, they spend most of that time on high heels and breathing a ton of second-hand smoke-infested air. And most of them only last a few years, maybe 10 tops, then what's left? A smorgasbord of various health problems and looking 10-15 years older than their age. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
