BillyVance 35 #1 January 5, 2007 I LOOOOVE my cat! He just has this innate ability to catch mice and string their guts out... Here's his latest kill... Sorry if the picture doesn't seem sharp. I'm still fiddling with this new Kodak C743 digital camera."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 January 5, 2007 QuoteI LOOOOVE my cat! He just has this innate ability to catch mice and string their guts out... Here's his latest kill... Sorry if the picture doesn't seem sharp. I'm still fiddling with this new Kodak C743 digital camera. My outside cats used to bring me these presents. Great food for my snake Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #3 January 5, 2007 Hey Man...you gonna eat that thing? I got the munchies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #4 January 5, 2007 QuoteMy outside cats used to bring me these presents. Great food for my snake Shoot....I used to have a Siamese cat that kept BRINGING me snakes! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porpoishead 8 #5 January 5, 2007 nice one! my pooch came inside one time and proceeded to throw-up an entire pigeon feathers and all, I was surprised the bird wasnt still alive it was pretty fresh... why do they bring us such things??? this dude here!!! pics attach.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #6 January 5, 2007 Quotemy pooch came inside one time and proceeded to throw-up an entire pigeon feathers and all, I was surprised the bird wasnt still alive it was pretty fresh... Where's my puking emoticon? I was SO afraid that was going to be a picture of pigeon guts hanging out of his mouth or something! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porpoishead 8 #7 January 5, 2007 Where's my puking emoticon? I was SO afraid that was going to be a picture of pigeon guts hanging out of his mouth or something! ______________________________________________________ too funny!! nah, i was gonna take pictures but the old lady was yellin at the dog at me..........as if I did some shit wtf...all I wanted was a pictureif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #8 January 5, 2007 I know someone that needs to borrow your cat for a few days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites murrays 0 #9 January 5, 2007 Here's one of my cat Fred's 25 or so confirmed kills from this past summer......gophers, field mice and birds.-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #10 January 5, 2007 QuoteHere's one of my cat Fred's 25 or so confirmed kills from this past summer......gophers, field mice and birds. Forgot the attachment again, did we? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kkeenan 14 #11 January 5, 2007 Note to Self: Do not open Billy Vance's Dead Animal photos during lunch. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #12 January 5, 2007 Quote Shoot....I used to have a Siamese cat that kept BRINGING me snakes! Best story I heard was from a woman I worked with who told me about the time her cat presented her with a chicken. And it was plucked, gutted, and basted! And the punch line was that the cat brought it to the back door, meaning that it had to have scaled the 6 foot fence in the back yard while carrying the chicken."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #13 January 5, 2007 Did she clean it up and eat it? Personally, I'd MUCH rather have a dead, cleaned, ready to cook chicken than live, slithering snakes. And some of them were pretty big. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #14 January 5, 2007 What a sweetie.... .....but there's something wrong with you camera (there are only 12 months in a year..... not 14) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #15 January 5, 2007 QuoteDid she clean it up and eat it? I don't know what she did with it. I've always had this priceless image of her neighbor standing at his barbecue grill scratching his head in wonder at how a dead chicken got up off the grill and made a run for it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #16 January 5, 2007 QuoteI've always had this priceless image of her neighbor standing at his barbecue grill scratching his head in wonder at how a dead chicken got up off the grill and made a run for it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites murrays 0 #17 January 5, 2007 Sorry about that.....I'll post again this evening and remember the attachment this time.-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gato 0 #18 January 5, 2007 Our female cat (Mehitabel) was playing with something under a piece of wrapping tissuse paper the other day. When she came out with it, I thought it was a stick or something like that. It turned out to be only the ASS AND TAIL of a small mouse. I don't know where the rest of it is. God, I hope she ate it. Black Rodent Death, GatoT.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #19 January 5, 2007 My cat used to bring me 'presents' like that.Once, when I was sick, she brought me a whole blackbird feathers and all.Then we realized she hadnt killed it, just stunned it/wounded it.So it got up and started flapping around the whole f***ing house...feathers and blood everywhere.Yeah that was fun to clean up. Then our dog,who apparently takes the whole 'dogs love bones' thing way too seriously,b/c she'll go into the next door neighbors pasture and bring back whole legs, shoulders,heads..you name it, of dead cows.My parents' yard looks like a cow cemetary! Occasionally she'll bring up dead rabbits and skunk pelts.Yuck! But, funnier still was when she brought up a trash bag w/trophy antlers in it! We thought,'well maybe it fell outta someones truck on the FM road and she just brought it back'...nope! She went into our other next door neighbor's garage and stole it! I told my dad 'see? you dont have to go hunting,Gypsy will bring 'em in already tagged, bagged and ready to mount. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites murrays 0 #20 January 6, 2007 Here is one of Fred's kills...promised ealier but I forgot to attach the photo. Scraping this one off the garage floor was lots of fun -- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #21 January 6, 2007 Wow... ummm Wow.... no mercy! 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boinky 0 #4 January 5, 2007 QuoteMy outside cats used to bring me these presents. Great food for my snake Shoot....I used to have a Siamese cat that kept BRINGING me snakes! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #5 January 5, 2007 nice one! my pooch came inside one time and proceeded to throw-up an entire pigeon feathers and all, I was surprised the bird wasnt still alive it was pretty fresh... why do they bring us such things??? this dude here!!! pics attach.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 January 5, 2007 Quotemy pooch came inside one time and proceeded to throw-up an entire pigeon feathers and all, I was surprised the bird wasnt still alive it was pretty fresh... Where's my puking emoticon? I was SO afraid that was going to be a picture of pigeon guts hanging out of his mouth or something! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #7 January 5, 2007 Where's my puking emoticon? I was SO afraid that was going to be a picture of pigeon guts hanging out of his mouth or something! ______________________________________________________ too funny!! nah, i was gonna take pictures but the old lady was yellin at the dog at me..........as if I did some shit wtf...all I wanted was a pictureif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 January 5, 2007 I know someone that needs to borrow your cat for a few days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #9 January 5, 2007 Here's one of my cat Fred's 25 or so confirmed kills from this past summer......gophers, field mice and birds.-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 January 5, 2007 QuoteHere's one of my cat Fred's 25 or so confirmed kills from this past summer......gophers, field mice and birds. Forgot the attachment again, did we? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #11 January 5, 2007 Note to Self: Do not open Billy Vance's Dead Animal photos during lunch. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 January 5, 2007 Quote Shoot....I used to have a Siamese cat that kept BRINGING me snakes! Best story I heard was from a woman I worked with who told me about the time her cat presented her with a chicken. And it was plucked, gutted, and basted! And the punch line was that the cat brought it to the back door, meaning that it had to have scaled the 6 foot fence in the back yard while carrying the chicken."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 January 5, 2007 Did she clean it up and eat it? Personally, I'd MUCH rather have a dead, cleaned, ready to cook chicken than live, slithering snakes. And some of them were pretty big. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 January 5, 2007 What a sweetie.... .....but there's something wrong with you camera (there are only 12 months in a year..... not 14) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 January 5, 2007 QuoteDid she clean it up and eat it? I don't know what she did with it. I've always had this priceless image of her neighbor standing at his barbecue grill scratching his head in wonder at how a dead chicken got up off the grill and made a run for it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 January 5, 2007 QuoteI've always had this priceless image of her neighbor standing at his barbecue grill scratching his head in wonder at how a dead chicken got up off the grill and made a run for it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #17 January 5, 2007 Sorry about that.....I'll post again this evening and remember the attachment this time.-- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #18 January 5, 2007 Our female cat (Mehitabel) was playing with something under a piece of wrapping tissuse paper the other day. When she came out with it, I thought it was a stick or something like that. It turned out to be only the ASS AND TAIL of a small mouse. I don't know where the rest of it is. God, I hope she ate it. Black Rodent Death, GatoT.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #19 January 5, 2007 My cat used to bring me 'presents' like that.Once, when I was sick, she brought me a whole blackbird feathers and all.Then we realized she hadnt killed it, just stunned it/wounded it.So it got up and started flapping around the whole f***ing house...feathers and blood everywhere.Yeah that was fun to clean up. Then our dog,who apparently takes the whole 'dogs love bones' thing way too seriously,b/c she'll go into the next door neighbors pasture and bring back whole legs, shoulders,heads..you name it, of dead cows.My parents' yard looks like a cow cemetary! Occasionally she'll bring up dead rabbits and skunk pelts.Yuck! But, funnier still was when she brought up a trash bag w/trophy antlers in it! We thought,'well maybe it fell outta someones truck on the FM road and she just brought it back'...nope! She went into our other next door neighbor's garage and stole it! I told my dad 'see? you dont have to go hunting,Gypsy will bring 'em in already tagged, bagged and ready to mount. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murrays 0 #20 January 6, 2007 Here is one of Fred's kills...promised ealier but I forgot to attach the photo. Scraping this one off the garage floor was lots of fun -- Murray "No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 January 6, 2007 Wow... ummm Wow.... no mercy! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
