AggieDave 6 #1 August 31, 2006 NSFW!!!!NSFW!!!!NSFW!!! Did I mention NSFW? This link was passed on by a friend of mine, he thought it was neat due to having a tandem involved. That is neat, but I just want to know who the lucky TI's were. I'm glad it wasn't me, do you know how hard it would be to explain to my wife why I took a nekid porn star on a tandem? Also proves another point...no one, absolutely no one looks good on a naked skydive. NSFW[/B] http://gallys.nastydollars.com/mn/115/?id=ndgals [B]NSFW--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 August 31, 2006 I could be wrong, but I think some of those picks are from Elsinore. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 August 31, 2006 your not wrong. I think the one in green is actually a poster here i can't remember her name but she starts with a K Kylie i think something like that. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/90.jpg http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/93.jpgI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #4 August 31, 2006 Quoteyour not wrong. I think the one in green is actually a poster here i can't remember her name but she starts with a K Kylie i think something like that. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/90.jpg http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/93.jpg No - You're thinking of Nicole Sheridan - she's the one who posts on here. And in a weird twist of fate, she's also a friend of mine from the non-skydiving world. She's good people._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 August 31, 2006 QuoteI could be wrong, but I think some of those picks are from Elsinore. I could be wrong, but I agree with you. I miss that place. I wonder if there will be similar activities at Chicks Rock... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 August 31, 2006 Yes it was at elsinore I recognize all 3 of those guys.... lucky devils. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Pages/Image90.htmlBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 August 31, 2006 Quoteyour not wrong. I think the one in green is actually a poster here i can't remember her name but she starts with a K Kylie i think something like that. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/90.jpg http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/93.jpg Someone please put these gals in touch with the Better Business Bureau. Clearly no one honored their request for a refund on those store-bought boobs. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #8 August 31, 2006 QuoteShe's good people. Does she have a multiple personality disorder? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 August 31, 2006 Well if they didn't fuck the tandem Masters after the jump they should have been booted off the DZ for bad manners. Hey at least some tandem passengers remember how to really show their "appreciation" And no it wasn't me Although I would have gladly serviced the instrutcor that took me on my first solo free fall (AFP 3) And the offer still stands!!!Woman, you are one hot specimen! we need a drooling icon!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #10 August 31, 2006 WTF?!?!?!? I opened this up and got caught by my boss! WHERE IS THE NSFW?!?!?!?!? Oh, sorry...nevermind. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteyour not wrong. I think the one in green is actually a poster here i can't remember her name but she starts with a K Kylie i think something like that. http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/90.jpg http://www.skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/August.12.2006/August.12.2006-Images/93.jpg Someone please put these gals in touch with the Better Business Bureau. Clearly no one honored their request for a refund on those store-bought boobs. Looks like the works of a "Jack in the Box" doc _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 867 #12 August 31, 2006 Why is is "lucky" to chunk fake boobied bimbos out on tandems???? I just don't get it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 August 31, 2006 because naked women arebetter than hairy men. even if the 120 mph wind knocks their crabsonto your gearMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 August 31, 2006 BTW- The camera man had the best job. he could see the "view" without the crabs flipping onto himMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 August 31, 2006 QuoteBTW- The camera man had the best job. he could see the "view" without the crabs flipping onto him Naked fake boobs must be interesting to watch in freefall. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 August 31, 2006 its definitely different then most jumps.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 August 31, 2006 I had so much trouble following the story line The plot just didnt work for me You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 September 1, 2006 QuoteNo - You're thinking of Nicole Sheridan - she's the one who posts on here. Kayla does post here and she's the daughter of a Perris jumper. Looks like that's her in the green.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #19 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo - You're thinking of Nicole Sheridan - she's the one who posts on here. Kayla does post here and she's the daughter of a Perris jumper. Looks like that's her in the green. OK, then DZ.com has more than one porn star who posts here. Fair 'nuff._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 867 #20 September 1, 2006 to each his own I suppose...but "fake" women with fake boobs, too much make up, open to group sex with other "fake" women...ehh...just doesn't do it for me. My guess is ... too much bimbo personality to go with it... whatever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
recovercrachead 0 #21 September 1, 2006 This is what this dieing sport need every weekend at every DZ. Skydiving numbers will go through the roof. Smell Hank from the ranch all ways wanted to open a whore house DZ there is money to be made.Track high, Pull LOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 September 1, 2006 The first one should be posted in the "Tandem exits" thread over in the Instructors forum. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #23 September 1, 2006 dosent the videographer know hes supposed to fly around to the other side.............sheeezzzzz open at own risk _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 867 #24 September 1, 2006 ow! stop!!!! my ribs are hurting!!! What's that whistling noise??? I saw the same type photo shoot at the convention this year! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #25 September 1, 2006 you should see it flap in slo-mo.......... its like a trainwreck..........ya just cant stop looking i pat meself on the back for that one. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
