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IM COMING TO TEXAS!!! FINALLY!!!

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When I die I may not go to heaven, I don't know if they let skydivers in. But if they don't just let me go to Texas. Texas is as close as I've been.

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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
(it's not nice to pick on retards)



Blues,
Dave



:D:D:D



Do you need me to make you fall off your bike again?>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Having just made the drive to and from Eloy,(from San Antonio), I can say with confidence that El Paso is exactly half way between everywhere.



Which would make El Paso sort of a mix between crossroads and doldrums. Dullroads, maybe. Or Crossdumbs.



I believe it is hailed as the armpit of Texas.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I believe it is hailed as the armpit of Texas.



No, that's Oddessa. El Paso is more like the elbow. An elbow with a very well worn elbow pad.



Asshole - not armpit . . .my mistake.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Having just made the drive to and from Eloy,(from San Antonio), I can say with confidence that El Paso is exactly half way between everywhere.



Which would make El Paso sort of a mix between crossroads and doldrums. Dullroads, maybe. Or Crossdumbs.



I believe it is hailed as the armpit of Texas.


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What does that make Beaumont??
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Texarkana is more like that little spot just above the butt that's not quite your back and not fully your crack either, but it's awfully hairy and often smells bad.



So, Texarkana is a pilonidal cyst? Or just has the potential to be one?
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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