BillyVance 35 #1 January 10, 2007 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer Bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. And.... The best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #2 January 10, 2007 Love it. Do you know what Southern foreplay is? GIT IN THE TRUCK BITCH“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 January 10, 2007 That's funny right thare... I don't care who ya arr. That's funnyer then a legless ethiopian watchin a donut roll down a hill! I red that and I was happyer than Rosie O'Donnel in a roomfull of nekkid women! I Wuz happyer than Oprah Winfrey at the all-you-can-eat Sizzler buffey table! I see a law suit coming on...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #4 January 10, 2007 "You sure got a perty tooth" "I just love your eyes...they's the same color as my tractor" "Yer trailer or mine?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 January 10, 2007 ya know, cuzins aint reely teknikly close famly, so wudda ya sey?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 January 10, 2007 Right now the thread right below this one is "I'm going to the dentist" That fitsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #7 January 10, 2007 Quote "Yer trailer or mine?" Hey, that's my line!! I work in a jobsite trailer, so yes, that makes me trailer trash!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #8 January 10, 2007 Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 January 10, 2007 I bet I can make you scream louder than my truck exhaust...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #10 January 10, 2007 Wummon, Yur purtier then a new pair of Snow tires._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 January 10, 2007 can I put yer pictur on my mud flaps?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 January 10, 2007 QuoteWummon, Yur purtier then a new pair of Snow tires. how about: Yur purtier than my sheep. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #13 January 10, 2007 baaa, means no... so please say yesSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #14 January 10, 2007 You kiss better than my Cousin!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #15 January 10, 2007 Hunny, if you want a real cowboy, look no further... I ride for 8 seconds, know how to hogtie, and when the ride's over, I wave my hat and walk away.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 January 10, 2007 Safe Sex "I don't see any cars coming." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #17 January 10, 2007 hell no, I ain't gonna pick you up... Your daddy's got a shotgun and I'm gonna be bangin' his daughter... meet me at my place... you can't miss it: my christmas lights are still upSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #18 January 10, 2007 hahaha MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #19 January 11, 2007 Quote 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." i'd use that one! does that make eme a redneck? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
