What are the most likely places to get a date??

[AggieDave 6]

Don't forget abortion clinics, atleast you know those chicks put out!



Ok, seriously, I had the absolute best luck with grocery stores and classes in college. Beyond that I never had much luck dating jumpers, but then again I met my wife due to jumping.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[monkycndo 0]

I'm surprised Clay hasn't chimed in with sheep farm.

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

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[jumper03 0]

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Don't forget abortion clinics, atleast you know those chicks put out!



Ok, seriously, I had the absolute best luck with grocery stores and classes in college. Beyond that I never had much luck dating jumpers, but then again I met my wife due to jumping.

....and that was seriously large horse shoe that fell outta your ass that day...

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[AggieDave 6]

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...and that was seriously large horse shoe that fell outta your ass that day..

You aint kidding! It seems like everyone that knows me that has met her has said something along those lines...I wonder why?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Unstable 9]

Look, if we KNEW well then maybe we wouldn't be posting here tonight, would we??!!?


BTW - finding a chic at the DZ is a bad idea - Last thing I want is some honey I have to deal with when I just wanna jump.
"Audios Toots - I'll see you when I'm done jumping." will be my line.

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[kbordson 8]

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Don't forget abortion clinics, atleast you know those chicks put out!

I honestly once had one of the patients hit on me at the STD clinic that I volunteered at. And he was so arrogant about it all!! It was hard not to laugh at the poor guy. "Ummm... no. But, now how about I stick this lil q-tip....."

[AggieDave 6]

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I honestly once had one of the patients hit on me at the STD clinic that I volunteered at. ShockedShocked And he was so arrogant about it all!! It was hard not to laugh at the poor guy

Seriously? Wow, that's an ego that is far above average. I'm going to assume that since you were volunteering at the clinic that it was setup to help those individuals who could not afford health insurance? So he couldn't follow it up with any sort of "rich man" scenerios for his pass?

Hell, I know that I don't have near enough money or even enough ego to even try that one.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[kbordson 8]

low income clinic with sliding scale depending on ability to pay. one where there were just about every guys first name was "John" (probably cuz they were one ) So... nope. It was all ego.



(I still wonder "wtf was he thinking?!"... knowing not only that I WORK there and MIGHT know why he's there... and that I was the one HOLDING the swab.... )

[Lindercles 0]

Well, it does make logical sense. In order to get an STD you have to have sex. The more sex you have, the greater your chances of contracting an STD. Therefore having an STD is proof of having had sex, and probably a lot of it. As we all know, skill comes from practice, so your only logical conclusion must have been that he was very skilled in bed.

Right?

[kbordson 8]

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Right?

I didn't find out.

[cocheese 0]

When one sees great beauty, can you blame him?

[Johnsisland 0]

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now how about I stick this lil q-tip....."

You are sticking that q-tip where? Owwwww, owwww, owwww...



You really don't have to stick a q-tip up there, do you?

J

Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground.

[mnealtx 0]

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now how about I stick this lil q-tip....."

You are sticking that q-tip where? Owwwww, owwww, owwww...



You really don't have to stick a q-tip up there, do you?

J

How else are they going to get a culture?

Mike
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[Lindercles 0]

Go see an opera?

[BillyVance 35]

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now how about I stick this lil q-tip....."

You are sticking that q-tip where? Owwwww, owwww, owwww...



You really don't have to stick a q-tip up there, do you?

J

Just have the poor bastard sing "moon river" while it happens. It takes their mind off it.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[tbrown 26]

I honestly once had one of the patients hit on me at the STD clinic that I volunteered at. And he was so arrogant about it all!! It was hard not to laugh at the poor guy. "Ummm... no. But, now how about I stick this lil q-tip....."

[2fat2fly 0]

My dating advice is more of an observation. If you go looking in dumps, all you're going to find is trash.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[lawrocket 3]

The laundromat is a great place! You can actually learn quite a bit about the person, too. I used to scope them out in college, though the laundromat crowd ain't mine, anymore.

What can you tell? Maybe she's got kids with her. Okay, there's a non-no for many.
Maybe you'd think she has no kids. Well, if she's at the laundromat, she's probably washing their clothes. It'll tell you.
Let's say she's washing male garments. Proof positive that she's taken. I mean, she's washing HIS clothes for him!

So you have eliminated the parents and the taken. You know she doesn't have much money, or else she wouldn't be using the laundromat. A college town is great for these things, too. So you see two or three there that you want to learn more about.

So you see what they are washing. One has professional-looking garments? Okay. This one has a job, which means that she's doing something to make it. So does the other one. If she's a student, see what she's studying.

For the final clincher, check out the one who sits on the washing machine - you KNOW she's waiting for the spin cycle! All you need to do is strike up a good conversation and hope to prove to yourself she's got nothing on under those sweats!

Laundromats tell you almost EVERYTHING you need to know about someone to kick off a conversation.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[guppie01 0]

What does it tell you if she's cleaning blankets/sheets/comforter and sits outside the laundromat reading a book???

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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OMG, is she okay?

[happythoughts 0]

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What does it tell you if she's cleaning blankets/sheets/comforter and sits outside the laundromat reading a book???

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That she can't afford a washing machine at her apartment, so she can't afford to take me out.

[Lindercles 0]

Is she reading The Anarchist Cookbook?

[NWFlyer 2]

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What does it tell you if she's cleaning blankets/sheets/comforter and sits outside the laundromat reading a book???

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That she can't afford a washing machine at her apartment, so she can't afford to take me out.

See, I would say it says the exact opposite - she's got her own washer/dryer - she only comes to the laundromat to wash the stuff that's too big for her one at home.

Which means she can read AND can afford to take you out ... so she's probably out of your league.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[stitch 0]

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My dating advice is more of an observation. If you go looking in dumps, all you're going to find is trash.

Works for me.......I like my women a little on the trashy side.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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[2fat2fly 0]

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I like my women a little on the trashy side.

When they wear their clothes too tight?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[guppie01 0]

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What does it tell you if she's cleaning blankets/sheets/comforter and sits outside the laundromat reading a book???

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That she can't afford a washing machine at her apartment, so she can't afford to take me out.

See, I would say it says the exact opposite - she's got her own washer/dryer - she only comes to the laundromat to wash the stuff that's too big for her one at home.

Which means she read AND can afford to take you out ... so she's probably out of your league.

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!! Silly boys, you really don't know how to read women!!! HA!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?