So there is a car outside my apartment with the horn locked up!!!

[DougH 270]

So how long do I wait before I either call the cops, or bust out the window and take out the battery.

I don't know whose it is or I would already be using their face to fix the horn.

Sure am glad I didn't sleep at my place last night, I bet that fawker was going all morning long!!!

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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[Gawain 0]

The hood is likely made of a thin layer of aluminum. Spare the windows, and use a sledge-hammer to bash through the hood and then, in lieu of removing the battery, cut the horn out of the engine bay.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[DougH 270]

Damn no sledge hammer, not even a 2lb hand sledge.

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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[cocheese 0]

Just start shooting til it stop or the cops come.

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[Gawain 0]

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Damn no sledge hammer, not even a 2lb hand sledge.

If a sledge hammer is not available, it is suitable to use a crowbar. Holding the long end, swing and drive the pointed end several times into the hood, piercing the cover. Then, attempt use these holes as leverage to pry the hood open. This spares directly dismantling the locking catch at the front of the hood (which is an expensive part to replace ).

Then, follow the original plan, cutting the wires connecting the horn, and removing the horn.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[bazelos 0]

Throw it out of a plane!

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[DougH 270]

I called the apartment complex... and told them they need to tow it.

"Tow it, we can't tow it because the horn is going off"

I told her she was going to have to tow it away soon because I busted out the windows and threw road flares in it.

Bitch!!!

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

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"There is a car outside my apartment, fully involved"


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[valjumps46 0]

my car used to do that all the time.

I suggest you leave a note on it telling them to just pull the damn fuse

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[jkbernstein 1]

"Sure am glad I didn't sleep at my place last night..."

How very fortunate! So, didja have a fun night?

May the (relative) wind take your troubles away...

[Zing 2]

I had a similiar problem ten years ago. Apt. managers, police etc. wouldn't do anything about it and neither would the owner ... so, you take a pair of heavy duty wirecutters, crawl under the front of the car and start cutting wires until the noise stops, then leave an anonynous note on the windshield informing the jerk owner that the next time the problem occurs, there will be a fire in the car ... that finally solved the problem

Zing Lurks

[jtval 0]

I know your method sounds EXTREMEMLY FUN. but ...um..I would check to see if the door was unlocked, first.

op-en the door. pull the fuse or pop the hood and unclip the horn.




than after that poor a puond of sugar in the gas tank just for fun

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[gonzalesna 1]

sugar won't do anything... the engine processes it. If it does anything, it might mess up the fuel pump, but I don't know that for sure.

Bleach, on the other hand, will completely destroy the engine!!!

I watch mythbusters

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[jtval 0]

oh.

I guess you can put a small piece of aluminum foil under the spark plug

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[warpedskydiver 0]

Do you have any thermite?

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oh.

I guess you can put a small piece of aluminum foil under the spark plug

don't know about that one either...

my personal favorite doesn't do any permanent damage to the vehicle, but it sure gives them a bad day when they need to go somewhere. Take small rocks and put them under the tire valve stem caps. Don't screw the caps on all the way... just enough till you hear air coming out. place on all 4 tires. the rocks will allow all the air out of the tires without causing damage to the tires. (unless they don't put air back in the tires for a long time... then it's their fault for being stupid.) all that needs to be done to fix the tires is remove the rocks and put in air, but you can't use the spare to drive to the gas station to put in air if you do it to all 4 tires. try that one.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[billeisele 130]

write whatever is appropriate on a piece of paper and place it on the windshield facing the driver, glue it in place so that it does not damage the windshield but is a pain in the ass to get off

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.