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Myspace Bulletin Thingy I Thought Was Funny

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Disregard if you're not on myspace, or don't know about myspace... the first rule of myspace is we do not talk about myspace... I never did like rules... :D




ONE

There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.



TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,

are you serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS MYSPACE!!!



SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up fruit!!!



SEVEN

Little 6th grade girls who have MySpace,

and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here. And Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a whore before

myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!

What does that say about your

parenting skills? Think about it!



EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING DUMB
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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well, actually, there is a tracker that works.. profilesnoop.com .. i had tried it for a little bit, but the problem with it was that it only showed me who they were if they also used profile snoop. otherwise, it just gave IP address of those who visited the site.
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hek ya!!!! BEER CAVE....well not in the cave, that's not right, but waiting outside right afterwards :D
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