mnealtx 0 #1 January 12, 2007 From email... "WalMart announced that effective 1 January 2007, it will betgin offering sustomrers a new discount item - WalMart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest and Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of WalMart brand into the shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine" said Stu Davis, professor of marketing at Universit of Danville. He said: "But, the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the WalMart wine brand. The top serveyed names in order of popularity were: 10: Chateau Traileur Parc 9: White Trashfindel 8: Big Red Gulp 7: World Championship Reisling 6: NASCARbernet 5: Chef Boyardeaux 4: Peanut Noir 3: I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar 2: Grape Expectations 1: Nasti Spumante The beauty of WalMart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (squirrel).Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 January 12, 2007 Why Men Are Rarely Published in Dear Abby. QuoteDear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Worried in Texas Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 January 12, 2007 QuoteAnyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Worried in Texas Poor guy - I don't know what's worse, the fact his wife cheatin' on him or his bike is leaking. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #4 January 12, 2007 "Grapes of Wrath" may be appropriate Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #5 January 12, 2007 Divorce the wife so you can have more time and money to fix and ride the motorcycle! "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 January 12, 2007 QuoteDivorce the wife so you can have more time and money to fix and ride the motorcycle! DING! We have a winner!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 January 12, 2007 QuoteDivorce the wife so you can have more time and money to fix and ride the motorcycle! After paying out alimony/child support, WHAT extra time/money?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteDivorce the wife so you can have more time and money to fix and ride the motorcycle! After paying out alimony/child support, WHAT extra time/money? No Comment.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 January 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDivorce the wife so you can have more time and money to fix and ride the motorcycle! After paying out alimony/child support, WHAT extra time/money? No Comment. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 January 12, 2007 Quote Poor guy - I don't know what's worse, the fact his wife cheatin' on him or his bike is leaking. You know it is a joke because Harleys come with a required accessory - the chrome-plated drip pan. Of course she's cheating. Somebody has to make the house payments until he gets a job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
