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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are passive-aggressive, get someone guilty enough to press 8.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are manic, press them all repeatedly while laughing wildly

I was listening to a song on the radio and it quoted this, I though it was funny enough to share it with you..

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.