BillyVance 35 #1 January 14, 2007 Just noticed the Cannibalism thread and had a thought... Which dz.commer would you eat if given a choice of life or death? Remember, how people live their lives and how old they are affects taste and density... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 January 14, 2007 jeez you guys are cracking me up... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 January 14, 2007 yeah...i see this thread going the sex route in record time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 January 14, 2007 I just lick them silly. They know who they are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 January 14, 2007 Turtle, cause he'd be crunchy. I like crunchy things. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #6 January 14, 2007 What's the scenario? Are we talking about for pleasure or survival? Cause I think that would make the difference between eating someone smaller that might have more quality, veal-like meat vs say...AggieDave, who would provide more quantity. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 January 14, 2007 QuoteJust noticed the Cannibalism thread and had a thought... Which dz.commer would you eat if given a choice of life or death? Remember, how people live their lives and how old they are affects taste and density... I really can't comment Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 January 14, 2007 Selbbub78 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 January 14, 2007 It all depends do I get to gut em and skin em first.. or will this be prepackaged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 January 14, 2007 QuoteIt all depends do I get to gut em and skin em first.. or will this be prepackaged. This is a survival question... Yes, gut em and skin em. Anybody remember the movie about the plane crash in the Andes mountains and the survivors ended up eating the butts out of their fellow dead plane-mates?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #11 January 14, 2007 Mmmm... I know which dz.commer I'd like to eat, but I don't want to make it public knowledge. You know, there are some things better left unsaid. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 January 14, 2007 QuoteSelbbub78 Who would you then have sex with after she was no longer around even for foodYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 January 14, 2007 Given it's a survival scenario, I'd sacrfice and eat the one least likely to survive, it dont matter shit if they are tough or tasty, it's food for survivalYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 January 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteSelbbub78 Who would you then have sex with after she was no longer around even for food ??? Sex? Who said anything about sex? We haven't been dating long, we just started holding hands. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 January 14, 2007 DzDiva, because I hear her ta-ta's are bodacious.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 January 14, 2007 QuoteDzDiva, because I hear her ta-ta's are bodacious.Chris Yes but I would want to keep her around as a plaything Bodacious TaTas are huge ammounts of fun HI LaurieYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 January 14, 2007 Jeez, I didn't think you meant it that way. That's not any fun. Now, if you meant a different way . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 January 14, 2007 Quote What's the scenario? Are we talking about for pleasure or survival? Cause I think that would make the difference between eating someone smaller that might have more quality, veal-like meat vs say...AggieDave, who would provide more quantity. Jesus, its a good thing I'm well trained and well armed, this could get "motivated" and out of hand. You know, I'm sort of like a Kobe beef cow, beer fed jus without all the great massages. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #19 January 14, 2007 QuoteQuote AggieDave, who would provide more quantity. Jesus, its a good thing I'm well trained and well armed, this could get "motivated" and out of hand. You know, I'm sort of like a Kobe beef cow, beer fed jus without all the great massages. "keep an eye on him, he can't stay awake forever"Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 January 14, 2007 My vote would be for SkinnyShrek. On a purely volume basis. You could eat off his fat ass for WEEKS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 January 14, 2007 QuoteQuote What's the scenario? Are we talking about for pleasure or survival? Cause I think that would make the difference between eating someone smaller that might have more quality, veal-like meat vs say...AggieDave, who would provide more quantity. Jesus, its a good thing I'm well trained and well armed, this could get "motivated" and out of hand. You know, I'm sort of like a Kobe beef cow, beer fed jus without all the great massages. I'm gonna start calling you Waygu now. I'm guessing nobody would try and eat me. The Americans would think I'm tainted by the Australians, and the Australians would think I'm tainted by the Americans.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 January 14, 2007 No, we wouldn't eat your taint. (another example of a statement with two meanings).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 January 14, 2007 Sunshine. A corn-fed mid-western girl with extra whipped cream would be super yummy. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 January 14, 2007 QuoteRemember, how people live their lives and how old they are affects taste and density... In that case I'd like a young, fit female with a mostly vegetarian diet. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #25 January 14, 2007 Vallerina, dont ask why I just know I'd enjoy eating her Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
