willard 0 #1 January 15, 2007 Cuz there's only one Smurfette. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 January 15, 2007 QuoteCuz there's only one Smurfette. WHAT? NO - it's because trees walk.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 January 15, 2007 It's cause they eat mushrooms. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 15, 2007 QuoteIt's cause they eat mushrooms. The trees? No - the trees don't eat mushrooms. But, unfortunately, the chinese race cars on the wall.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rapter 0 #5 January 15, 2007 One Sunday I was watching TV preacher and he said Smurfs are evil, they dance around a pentagram, there gay, all men and the only girl was once a guy, and turned into a girl with black magic and there all the walking dead, blue skin, black lips,..................................... I like Smurf sex, fuck till your blue in the face. Only the good die young, so I have found immortality, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #6 January 15, 2007 To match their little blue and white jumpsuits and rigs. Trees are coooooool. VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #7 January 15, 2007 the more important question is, If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn??CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #8 January 15, 2007 cuz its cold and they dont have coats poor lil' guys. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #9 January 15, 2007 Quote Cuz there's only one Smurfette. HAHA very funny - okay, lets smurf along now....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 January 15, 2007 Because Chuck Norris farted. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 January 15, 2007 LOL... or they like holding their breath when they dont get their way...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 January 15, 2007 QuoteTo match their little blue and white jumpsuits and rigs. 10 point hundred ways . . . QuoteTrees are coooooool. . . . and they scare you too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #13 January 15, 2007 It's because of the gas. Waaa Waaa Waaaa! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
