VanillaSkyGirl 6 #51 February 23, 2005 Yes, you are totally a male diva! Ok, ok...I located the website. I SWEAR that I only found it during a search for green accessories! You are sooo going to laugh when you see the website! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #52 February 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just had an idea PM'ed to me for fundraising: Rocky Horror Picture Show. All we need is a wall, a projector, speakers, laptop, and a DVD. Start remembering the lines, bring your water guns and bread... Hi! My name is Brad Majors (ASSHOLE!!!) , and this is my fiance, Janet Weiss (SLUT!!!) We will have a projector and screen.I'm not sure how this will be a fundraiser but it might be fun.Someone find us a DVD of Rocky Horror.Hell I bet there are people coming that have never seen it. Hell, we should've done that @ Halloween! Personally, I'd dig it, (I so RARELY get the opportunity to shout out obnoxious and obscene things in public! ) But I'd be surprised if enough jumpers have the attention span to pull it off (no offense, but y'know I'm right ). Better do it on Friday before the uhhhh, happiness level gets too high. I was actually gonna rent a projector so we could blast jump videos on the wall of the hangar. (Rantoul, Dublin, Good Stuff, etc.) And of course Fandango (on cable right this minute) and other great comedies like Terminal Velocity and Dropzone. Anybody who's got any good jump flicks on DVD, BRING THOSE TOO!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #53 February 23, 2005 No bad skydiving movie party is complete without Cutaway! And the short attention span will be shortened greatly by the "Time Warp Punch" * * Ingredients yet to be decided Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #54 February 23, 2005 Skydiving Movie Roll Call: You got something on DVD, sound off.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #55 February 23, 2005 QuoteWhat the crap is a slaveboy auction? LOL I'm not positive, but I think this is where Bolas sneaks in yet ANOTHER opportunity to run around in his thong with a ball gag in his mouth and lets hot chicks lead him around with handcuffs, collar and a leash!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #56 February 23, 2005 handcuffs.....knew i forgot something....."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #57 February 23, 2005 Quotehandcuffs.....knew i forgot something Leave it to me Jakie. I'm a pro at the dom stuff. I still have all my "tools of the trade" from Halloween....whips, crops, handcuffs, ankle restraints, ball gags, handcuffs...(get the idea?). Perhaps I should volunteer to dress back up and whip all you slaves into shape? I've heard that the memory of the outfit is still imprinted in many a man's wet dreams...Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #58 February 23, 2005 QuoteI'm a pro and im not????"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #59 February 23, 2005 I didn't come up with the idea of the slaveboy auction... (Battle Hymn of The Republic playing standing in Front of a waving American Flag) I'm just hear to support the charity for sick boobies. Whatever I can do, whenever I can do it. I'll support those sick boobies. With no thought of personal gain. Not even a thought of the humiliation I may personally endure, or even the irreparable damage it may do to my work life and my family. (music swelling) No, I do it all for those sick boobies, so they can continue to bring enjoyment everywhere because that's the kind of man I am. (Holds a salute while last verse plays flag rippling faster behind)Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #60 February 23, 2005 Quoteor even the irreparable damage it may do to my work life now thats not funny"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #61 February 23, 2005 DAMN!!! OK...you win! But can I be the one who whips you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #62 February 23, 2005 only if you win me in the auction"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #63 February 23, 2005 QuoteI didn't come up with the idea of the slaveboy auction... (Battle Hymn of The Republic playing standing in Front of a waving American Flag) I'm just hear to support the charity for sick boobies. Whatever I can do, whenever I can do it. I'll support those sick boobies. With no thought of personal gain. Not even a thought of the humiliation I may personally endure, or even the irreparable damage it may do to my work life and my family. (music swelling) No, I do it all for those sick boobies, so they can continue to bring enjoyment everywhere because that's the kind of man I am. (Holds a salute while last verse plays flag rippling faster behind) Sad, so sad....If we get you drunk enough, you won't remember. If there's no video...it never happened, right? So the work life and family will never have to know. Why aren't you in bed at this hour, little boy?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #64 February 23, 2005 Quoteonly if you win me in the auction No, no, no, Jakie. I don't want to keep you. I just want to whip you into shape.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #65 February 23, 2005 well...i think nly the mistress in charge can do that.......mouth"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #66 February 23, 2005 Party Pooper!!! But yeah, I'll bet Mouth can keep you slackers in line!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #67 February 23, 2005 hahaha sorry......if ya wana play ya gotta pay.....no freebies"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #68 February 23, 2005 Quoteif ya wana play ya gotta pay.....no freebies I promise you that if I dressed in that outfit and showed up at the Boogie, I would have several guys offer to be my slaves for free. It happened at Halloween. Guys just seem to like strong, dominatrix kinds of women. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #69 February 23, 2005 Quotewell...I think only the mistress in charge can do that.......mouth Nice to see you are learning, slave. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #70 February 23, 2005 QuoteI didn't come up with the idea of the slaveboy auction... (Battle Hymn of The Republic playing standing in Front of a waving American Flag) I'm just hear to support the charity for sick boobies. Whatever I can do, whenever I can do it. I'll support those sick boobies. With no thought of personal gain. Not even a thought of the humiliation I may personally endure, or even the irreparable damage it may do to my work life and my family. (music swelling) No, I do it all for those sick boobies, so they can continue to bring enjoyment everywhere because that's the kind of man I am. (Holds a salute while last verse plays flag rippling faster behind) Y'know, when people ask me, and they will: "Robby, what was it like to give up the title of Most Inappropriate Mother-F*cker on the Planet to Bolas on that fatefully brisk February morning?" I'll say "It was tough! I mean I worked hard on attaining that title, eating right, drinking right, pissing off all the right people. But sometimes the elder lion has to just rest and cede control to the younger. It's the Circle of Inappropriate Mother-F*cker Life...."OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #71 February 23, 2005 So does that mean I now qualify for the dunking booth? OKAY, let's get this thread back on track. Does anyone own a copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? The person who PMed me the idea does not. I did find the scripts last night, so all we need is the movie and people in costume.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #72 February 23, 2005 QuoteSo does that mean I now qualify for the dunking booth? OKAY, let's get this thread back on track. Does anyone own a copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? The person who PMed me the idea does not. I did find the scripts last night, so all we need is the movie and people in costume. Yes.... Yes it does. RE Rocky: I'll buy a copy if you can guarantee me an audience who will play thru the whole thing without blowing it off. Jumpers are my favorite animals, but oftentimes it's hard to extend that 60 second att'n span. Now an excerpt from a REALLY painful and disturbing conversation overheard on Marco Island Feb. 2005 {Uninitiated Girl 1: I rented the Rocky Horror Picture Show once, and I just didn't get it! Uninitiated Girl2: Yeah, I saw it on video too. What's so funny about it?! (Names have been changed to protect innocent people like Casie and my wife)} NOTE TO VIRGINS: Thinking you've SEEN this film because you've seen it on video is like thinking you've had sex because you've watched Cinemax at 4am. (Edited to Add: Script? We don't need no stinking script!)OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #73 February 23, 2005 QuoteI'll buy a copy if you can guarantee me an audience who will play thru the whole thing without blowing it off. Jumpers are my favorite animals, but oftentimes it's hard to extend that 60 second att'n span." No guarantees, but I'm hoping the time warp punch will keep them occupied. Anybody got any good recipes? Edited to add: This line will keep them there: Quote Alli: I absolutely love the RHPS!!! PMS hotties likely to participate. HA, HA!! You married a virgin with kids!!! For sake of good taste, no immaculate conception jokes will be made. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #74 February 23, 2005 Okay, we've got a lot of ideas here. I'd like to come up with some ways to get donations from the whuffos. I don't want to bleed us skydivers dry.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #75 February 23, 2005 QuoteOkay, we've got a lot of ideas here. I'd like to come up with some ways to get donations from the whuffos. I don't want to bleed us skydivers dry. Get someone to donate a tandem jump then have a raffle for whuffos......... -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
