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bazelos 0
QuoteI'm sure you could, but would you be stupid enough to drive with 1/2" ice on the roads just for a blow job? I mean, come on... How bad do you need it?
Doesn't your hand work just as well?
I haven't managed to grow a mouth in my hand yet, so, no...
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
sharimcm 0
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That really depends on who is giving the BJ.
Well, obviously, if he keeps coming back for more, I must be doing something right. Either that or he's just been really desperate for the last five months...
And honestly, I think he can get a BJ or get laid by any woman in Round Rock/Austin (we've discussed it before). He's a cop, and some women love a man in (or out) of uniform. It just so happens I'm the one who lives closest to him (less than a mile).
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
A_girl 0
Saying you haven't managed to grow a mouth in your hand yet? So have you been trying and what are you using? Once in a while thats all a girl wants too.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before
A_girl 0
Thats just the regular city, state, or local cops....try dealing with NPS for 4 hours and see what you can come up with. 
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before
bazelos 0
QuoteSaying you haven't managed to grow a mouth in your hand yet? So have you been trying and what are you using? Once in a while thats all a girl wants too.
Well no, but I did manage to grow a couple of piercings in my tongue, they seemed to work fine....
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
NICE! Strangely enough, I've "heard" a couple of those before.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
sharimcm 0
QuoteQuoteSaying you haven't managed to grow a mouth in your hand yet? So have you been trying and what are you using? Once in a while thats all a girl wants too.
Well no, but I did manage to grow a couple of piercings in my tongue, they seemed to work fine....
Woohoo! We can make music! Your tongue piercing, my hood piercing... Hmm... Fuck the cop, I'll take you.
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
JohnRich 4
QuoteI just got a text message from a cop...
It says, "B.J. Tonight? :) I can drive. I have a 4x4 since the roads are slick."
Is that his idea of "romance"?
Does it work? (Maybe I've been doing things wrong all these years...)
sharimcm 0
QuoteQuoteI just got a text message from a cop...
It says, "B.J. Tonight? :) I can drive. I have a 4x4 since the roads are slick."
Is that his idea of "romance"?
Does it work? (Maybe I've been doing things wrong all these years...)
That's his idea of "I think I'm in need of a blow job."
It works from time to time. It just depends on if I'm in the mood or not.
Truthfully, I don't think the boy knows what romance is.
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
mouth 0
My husband says you are giving the police a bad name as you know they would never be rude to the public. OH, and he wants to know if it is ok to borrow a few of those tomorrow at work?--
Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
aprilcat 0
MOUTH!!!!
He can just take you with him. Those were great but I've heard better stuff come out of your mouth at the Waffle House...
HEHEHEH....(and congrats)~~April
Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
He can just take you with him. Those were great but I've heard better stuff come out of your mouth at the Waffle House...
HEHEHEH....(and congrats)~~April
Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
A_girl 0
Well no, but I did manage to grow a couple of piercings in my tongue, they seemed to work fine....
Not bad I guess but I've never had it, so guess you don't miss what you've never had....
Not bad I guess but I've never had it, so guess you don't miss what you've never had....
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before
bazelos 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteSaying you haven't managed to grow a mouth in your hand yet? So have you been trying and what are you using? Once in a while thats all a girl wants too.
Well no, but I did manage to grow a couple of piercings in my tongue, they seemed to work fine....
Woohoo! We can make music! Your tongue piercing, my hood piercing... Hmm... Fuck the cop, I'll take you.
Why not take it further? There are a couple more piercings "along the way"
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
sharimcm 0
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Woohoo! We can make music! Your tongue piercing, my hood piercing... Hmm... Fuck the cop, I'll take you.
Why not take it further? There are a couple more piercings "along the way"
I guess for me, we'd have to go up a little to include my belly ring. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
bazelos 0
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No metal there for me, you are going to have to go a bit further down, hehehe
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
sharimcm 0
Pierced for her Pleasure...
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
bazelos 0
A man has gotta do what a man has gotta do...!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
That really depends on who is giving the BJ.
Sometimes, Yes. A hand works just as well. Other times...... Well those are the times in life that Men live for.
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