skymama 37 #26 January 18, 2007 Quit telling all of my secrets and remember your sig line. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 January 18, 2007 Panda strategy QuoteViagra, pornography, partner-swapping, artificial tongues and electrified rectal probes. No, they are not the ingredients for a new series of Sex And The City; they are the hard-core husbandry techniques behind a massive boom in the captive giant panda population. Probes? QuoteThe "trick" is to put a fertile and attractive female into a breeding pen, where she leaves scratchmarks and droppings capable of exciting a male. But at the last moment the females are swapped. The zookeepers introduce a new, less popular, mate who has been scented with the urine of the more attractive animals. She is introduced into the mating pen rear end first, so the male cannot see the face of his partner until they have finished copulating. The downside? Quote"When the males find out, they get very angry and start fighting the female," Mr Zhang says. "We have had to use firecrackers and a water hose to separate them." The human equivalent of that morning awakening period when you are now sober. Other techniques... Quotethe keepers have provided sex education in the form of wildlife videos - dubbed "panda porn" QuoteTo boost sex drive, they once tried the remedy used by countless millions of humans: Viagra. "We'll never do that again," Mr Zhang says. "The panda was excited for 24 hours." Didn't read the label. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #28 January 18, 2007 If they really want to take a clue from the way humans do it, why not just give the male panda a whole lot of beer & dim the lights? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #29 January 18, 2007 It works the other way 'round too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #30 January 18, 2007 QuoteNice shoes! they say you can see some nice shoes at the Shoe ShowGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuote...Of course it works. It also goes both ways though. That's pretty much true although I do remember this one time when I took a certain girl out and didn't want any of my buddies to find out about it... ________________________________ What? Takin' one for the team? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI DOUBLE DARE you to post that in the women's forum! I'm online, don't waste his time. That wasn't me who posted that--it was my evil twin! Walt _________________________________ Kinda stepped on your weiner... huh? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #33 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm hurt. I even did it tastefully. Yeah, but you defied my warning. Try it again, I dare you. But, you didn't double dog dare me. Anyway, technically your warning was directed at Twardo, not me. Just to be clear. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm hurt. I even did it tastefully. Yeah, but you defied my warning. Try it again, I dare you. But, you didn't double dog dare me. Anyway, technically your warning was directed at Twardo, not me. Just to be clear. I Tripple DOG DARE YOU!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #35 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI'm hurt. I even did it tastefully. Yeah, but you defied my warning. Try it again, I dare you. But, you didn't double dog dare me. Anyway, technically your warning was directed at Twardo, not me. Just to be clear. I Tripple DOG DARE YOU!!!! It's your turn now. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
