Cornholio 0 #1 January 18, 2007 This is funny, although I can't find any other evidence of it being true. http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=218&Itemid=31 Eminem has lost a six year court battle with confectionary giant M&M's. Eminem whose real name is Marshall Mathers is to take the name Eminem off all back catalogued albums and films and there are rumours a plenty as to what his new stage name may be. M&M's executives told of their absolute disgust when this foul mouthed, peroxide blond, race confused, white rapper burst onto the charts with the name Eminem. Their whole marketing team was put into damage mode with a goal to distance themselves from any association to this try hard. Much to their dismay he was an instant hit. The fact that white America hold all the money, he was able to market himself to hormonal, spoilt rich kids who lapped up his anger at the world and hatred towards his parents. Even though they were planning a lawsuit against Eminem claiming he was defaming their already established name, one marketing guy had a great idea. It unfortunately was never put into the marketing plan. It was like this: Launch a new White M&M. Animate it and make it rap on the ads (with a high annoying voice like Eminem) so that everyone realises who it is meant to be. Have a punch line along the lines of, "Even though I am white, I am black on the inside still." This would have given them a hit back at Eminem but may tarnish their court battle. In the end M&M's, who had more bribe money, won the case. Eminem was seen shaking his fist and rhyming curse words about M&M's. Noone understood what he was saying but the high pitched annoyance was enough to clear the crowd. Eminem was taken for every cent he had. Lets hope he doesn't have any stashed so that our ears aren't subject to more torment. Here are a few of the names rumoured to succeed his Eminem: Enenome Cookies and Cream (A lot of white with a bit of black) Snow White Stan Tui Paloa Evan Charlton Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 January 18, 2007 Are you sure that the PC guys didn't play a joke on you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #3 January 18, 2007 hehe. I'm pretty sure this is fake, as is the entire site where it came from. But it does sound plausible, doesn't it ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 19, 2007 Quotehehe. I'm pretty sure this is fake, as is the entire site where it came from. But it does sound plausible, doesn't it ?? Well, I guess - but it would be more likely that the singer sued the BIG Corporation . . . stupid liberals.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #5 January 19, 2007 That IS fun-nay! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
