turtlespeed 226 #1 January 18, 2007 I decided to post a copy of an e-mail my Mom gave me today. Yes, my dear Mother sent this to me. Enjoy. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #2 January 18, 2007 Why are murder cases almost impossible to solve, in "Appalachian-Americans" communities ? ------------------------------------------- Because there's no dental records, and everyone has the same DNA!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 January 18, 2007 Personally, I think, 'political correctness' is a bunch of horse-crap! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #4 January 18, 2007 Do you mean equine excrement? I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 January 18, 2007 QuoteDo you mean equine excrement? Actually I believe he means Horse ShitDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteDo you mean equine excrement? Actually I believe he means Horse Shit _________________________________ You beat me to it! Thank you. You are absolutely, correct. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 January 19, 2007 See sig line below I have had that there for I think a year now If you know what I do for a living then you get the joke She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 January 19, 2007 QuoteSee sig line below I have had that there for I think a year now If you know what I do for a living then you get the joke Highway worker??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 19, 2007 QuoteSee sig line below I have had that there for I think a year now If you know what I do for a living then you get the joke I know you have - But what does working in a hair salon . . . OH the Blonde thing - am I right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteSee sig line below I have had that there for I think a year now If you know what I do for a living then you get the joke I know you have - But what does working in a hair salon . . . OH the Blonde thing - am I right? Only half right turtle my friend She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteSee sig line below I have had that there for I think a year now If you know what I do for a living then you get the joke I know you have - But what does working in a hair salon . . . OH the Blonde thing - am I right? Only half right turtle my friend That seems to be the norm - only half right these days - so when did you dye your hair dark?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #12 January 19, 2007 Quoteso when did you dye your hair dark? Um I didnt, though I did have someone once say to me "I thought you had dark hair" and yes I had seen this person in person a few times. LOL I havent had "Dark hair" since I dyed it part black in HS She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
