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Do you know the difference between a Texas chicken and a Carolina chicken?





A Texas Chicken says; cock-a-doodle-doo!

A Carolina Chicken says 'any cock'll do!


Chuck
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And you know what the difference is between an Aggie cheerleader and a Texas Longhorn cow?

"bout 2 pounds...
:P:P



You know the difference between an Aggie and a UTA greeting? Aggies don't use their pinkies to wave at you.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Nope, just the thumb. :S



Gig'em! - is SOOO much better than the TU war cry . . . Bash them with your purses boys!!!:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And to think I was just talking about you in a good sense today. I need to find that post and edit it. :|



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Do you know the difference between a Texas chicken and a Carolina chicken?





A Texas Chicken says; cock-a-doodle-doo!

A Carolina Chicken says 'any cock'll do!


Chuck
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And you know what the difference is between an Aggie cheerleader and a Texas Longhorn cow?

"bout 2 pounds...
:P:P


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Oouuuch!:D:D ...and 2-bale a day?:D


Chuck

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Lessee, we've got (from left to right):

*A pair of cowboy boots
*A cactus
*The state of Texas (complete with a lone star)
*The Texas state flag
*A cowboy hat
*The Alama
*A longhorn steer
*A cowboy riding a bucking bronco

And yes, he WILL get bonus points the next time he's home! >:(
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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A cowboy riding a bucking bronco



Aha, that's the one I couldn't recognize.

Oh, and it's spelled "Alamo". ;)



I was just about ask what an Alama was . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Shit. I'm SO embarrassed. :$


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I am so surprised... and you were doing so good![:/] :D


Chuck



She was - she was really trying . . .


Well - maybe in another seven years . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Shit. I'm SO embarrassed. :$


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I am so surprised... and you were doing so good![:/] :D


Chuck



She was - she was really trying . . .


Well - maybe in another seven years . . .


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I got faith in her!


Chuck

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Anyone can have a bad typo every now and then.....even me. [:/]

C'mon y'all. I was the one who:

*Decorated her entire tree in Texas Christmas ornaments, that she made with her own two hands.
*Bought a Texas "Howdy Y'all" plaque for her front door
*Has several Texas t-shirts, with the flag on them
*Hung a Texas flag on her front porch
*Has a Texas A&M sticker in her rear window and floor mat inside the house
*Bought Texas flag glassware
*Had a Texas ball on her antenna
*Has a Texas picture frame on her desk
*Loves to shop at the Texas Store in the mall

Shoot.....the 2'nd thing I ever embroidered on my new sewing machine was the shape of Texas in gold thread. :)
I've been told that because I wasn't Texan born, I'll JUST be accepted. I've been threatened with "nightly visitors." I've even survived the "attack of the scorpions."

Well poo on all of you! I think I'm as proud a Texan as the rest of you, even if I wasn't lucky enough to have been born here! I think I've paid my dues and deserve to be here. Probably more than a lot of Texans that were born here!

(Boinky is now wondering if she should move back to Georgia, since the Texans obviously don't want her, since she's not perfect) B|


*Edited to add-Y'all know I'm just kidding, right? ;) You're not getting rid of me THAT easily! :P :P :P
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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I'll have you know that I don't "google!" ;)

My only guess is Moby Dick, but somehow, I don't think I'm right. :S

Should I start packing now? [:/]
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Na, I actually had to google that one but maybe another hint would help

He's been called "the baddest bull there has ever been" after being successfully ridden 6 out of 135 times.
(Sadly I didnt need to google that)



I thought that was "Red Rock"?
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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