Things Mom says that aren't right

[Twoply 0]

My mom calls hot dogs weiners.

"Michael, do you want a weiner?"

When I was really small, I heard the word fellacio. (sp) I asked my mom what it meant. She said "Oral sex" uncomfortably. I still didnt know what that meant. I didnt ask though

[turtlespeed 226]

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My mom calls hot dogs weiners.

"Michael, do you want a weiner?"

When I was really small, I heard the word fellacio. (sp) I asked my mom what it meant. She said "Oral sex" uncomfortably. I still didnt know what that meant. I didnt ask though

And by the looks of you avatar - it seems she didn't spend alot of time on makeup application either.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skydivermom 0]

"Leave my toys alone!"

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[LisaH 0]

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"Leave my toys alone!"

Kathleen!!!!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[normiss 900]

"I hope you grow up and have kids just like you!"

WTF mom?

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Don't play with electricity.

[Bolas 5]

If you keep doing that you'll go blind.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[willard 0]

"You come down off that roof!"
"Ok Mom!
Thump

"I didn't mean to jump!"
"Sorry mom."

[waltappel 1]

Wear clean underwear in chase you get hit by a truck!

Walt

[DougH 270]

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Don't play with electricity.

She must not have said it enough.

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[Lindercles 0]

Liberry. She always says "liberry," and that's just not right. It's libRARy. Sheesh mom, get it right.

[popsjumper 2]

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"Leave my toys alone!"

OMG...Kathleen! I can't believe...nah..it's gotta be somebody else that's stolen here login.


Oh...BTW...thanks for cutting me out of your avatar.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Michele 1]

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You come down off that roof!"
"Ok Mom!"
Thump

"I didn't mean to jump!"
"Sorry mom."

ROFL. Yep, sounds familiar.

"Will you stop asking me WHY????" was my mother's favorite response. "Because I'm the Mom, that's WHY!!" was the answer to everything...That's no answer. And the time I told her that, I got whapped one pretty good.

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[steveorino 7]

After my dad bought me a BB gun, she told my dad, "He won't be happy until he puts someone's eye out!" And you know she was right. I never put anyone's eye out, and I've never truly been happy.

steveOrino

[boinky 0]

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"I hope you grow up and have kids just like you!"

My mom used to say the same thing. Except that she made it worse by saying that she hoped they were WORSE than me!

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[boinky 0]

I've been around you with that little "shock" machine you play with, so I can tell that you didn't listen to YOUR mother's warnings at all!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[happythoughts 0]

When my sisters got in trouble, my mom would tell them that "she was going to separate them if they didn't quiet down."

She used to say the same thing to me when I was alone.

[jverley 1]

I was a smart child. When I was 13 or 14 my mother was chasing me with the broom. I don't remember why she was chasing me, but she was. Being a smart child I was running away from her.

She yelled at me "Don't you run from me, you son of a bitch."

I stopped and asked "If I am a son of a bitch, what does that make you?"



My injuries healed, but it took time.

John
Arizona Hiking Trails

[bbarnhouse 0]

My Mother was not into spanking but....one day Mom said: "Do you want a spanking?"

Umm like I actually WANTED a spanking?

My retort was..."Well why are you going to spank me? I am already crying!"
Thought my Mom would bust a gut from laughing.

[davelepka 4]

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My mom calls hot dogs weiners.

Maybe so, but she makes a good pot roast. Be sure to thank her for me.

[LisaM 0]

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"I hope you grow up and have kids just like you!"

My mom used to say the same thing. Except that she made it worse by saying that she hoped they were WORSE than me!

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?

My mom made the same wish upon my sister. Then my sister DID have kids just like she was. My mom babysits them. She has regretted that statement for the last 9 years.

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[SBS 0]

"Did you want to do it again, or are you done for the night?"

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[sharimcm 0]

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My Mother was not into spanking but....one day Mom said: "Do you want a spanking?"

Umm like I actually WANTED a spanking?

My retort was..."Well why are you going to spank me? I am already crying!"
Thought my Mom would bust a gut from laughing.

When I was little, my mom would always to tell me to stop crying or she'd give me something to cry about... That would always make me cry even more.

Truth be told, I am very happy I don't have children.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[ladydyver 0]

"do as I say.....not as I do"

no wonder I do the things that I do! a definite product of my environment

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[Rick 67]

My Mom used to tell me " Just remember a child less home is a happy home" coming from a woman with 5 kids Yes she was (and still is) a smart ass.

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!