This is turning out to be a banner night (funny)

[Twoply 0]

I've been holding my daughter for the last hour or so, She's still got the hiccups and they piss her off. When a newborn gets pissed they cry incessantly. Leads me to the question as to what the f**k are hiccups good for? I've heard they are an evolved way to throw up, that they are sparatic contractions of the diaghram.

My son just threw up three times all over his bed and on each new set of sheets that I put on his bed.
I was supposed to be at a poker game at 8pm. Thats not happening tonight.
And I hve no beer cause I was going to pick it up on the way to the game!
Fatherhood!
What the hell?!

[sharimcm 0]

That's a reason or two of why I chose not to have kids... I've been enjoying "playing" for the last 29 years, so why fuck it up?

But, hey, to each his own. Sorry your night didn't work out the way as planned.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[BillyVance 35]

You play the cards of life that you're dealt with and make the best of it.

Some things I can't do, because of my little girl, is a very small price to pay when I have that little angelic face looking back at me. Sure, she'll puke every now and then, and once in a while, have a huge messy shit that overflows her diaper and soils her clothes, and be cranky sometimes, but its all worth it, because at the end of the day she's laying on my chest asleep after finishing the last bottle.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lawrocket 3]

Fetuses hiccup. It's been theorized as a tool to strengthen the diaphragm in order to allow breathing once born.

My daughter gets hiccups all the time and they don't bother her. She's a little angel, though. Her brother was a different story.

My wife is hotter than your wife.