ladyskydiver 0 #1 January 20, 2007 Me? I define it as bathing suit shopping in January for a scuba class. Finally found a bathing suit, but damn...is my skin white. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2 January 20, 2007 Finding a bathing suit ANY time of the year sounds like torture to me!! Have fun in class! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 January 20, 2007 me? I define it as picturing you in a suit, but never getting to see it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 January 20, 2007 Being forced to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 20, 2007 QuoteBeing forced to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked. Damn straight... fat bitch has a fat mouth to match... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #6 January 20, 2007 Quote...is my skin white. you say that like it is a bad thing..... potential skin cancer is never sexy.....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #7 January 20, 2007 Not bad per se...just means I need to get to the salon and get a fake tan put on. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 January 20, 2007 Torture is having a brand new wingsuit stuffed in a bag just screeming "Please jump me, I want to fly!!!" and only being able to sit on the couch with your foot in the air. Think I'll put the bag deep in my closet so I don't hear it anymore. The weird part is that the suit has this strange Slovakian accent.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 January 20, 2007 QuoteBeing forced to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked. __________________________________ Just having to listen to that ignorant broad, is torture! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 January 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteBeing forced to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked. Damn straight... fat bitch has a fat mouth to match... _________________________________ I heard where, she was complaining about a lump on her ass. The doctor found a Milk Dud! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #11 January 20, 2007 Creamy white skin can be pretty hot! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #12 January 20, 2007 QuoteNot bad per se...just means I need to get to the salon and get a fake tan put on. Why? you are going to scuba dive not a fashion show Dont waste your money, who the fuck cares? If anyone has a problem with you having untanned skin, well screw them. I am willing to bet you are not the only pale person there It is winter you know! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 January 20, 2007 Eener is right. Nobody in that class is gonna care what you look like. They're all there to learn. No worries about your white skin. I can't wait til you post after your first class. I'm excited to see how you feel about scuba. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 January 20, 2007 QuoteNo girls in that class are gonna care what you look like. There. Fixed it for you. Why do girls think a tan is necessary??? I have a weakness for redheads, and I've never seen one of them with much of a tan. And babes with very dark brunette hair sometimes look hotter with no tan."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 January 20, 2007 Quote If anyone has a problem with you having untanned skin, well screw them. You're right, becoming a slut will take the attention away from her untanned skin. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #16 January 20, 2007 QuoteMe? I define it as bathing suit shopping in January for a scuba class. Finally found a bathing suit, but damn...is my skin white. i define torture by waking up this morning only to find 4 inches of brand new snow on the ground - and yet still having this longing desire to get in the air and jump - I HATE WINTER!!!!!! Might be different if I went snowboarding or skiing, but since I don't I will have to dream of the sky and someplace warm.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 January 20, 2007 Since, when does it have to be warm to skydive??? And jumping in the snow is fo'shizzle. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #18 January 20, 2007 So where are the pictures so we can see the new suit... "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 January 20, 2007 QuoteSince, when does it have to be warm to skydive??? And jumping in the snow is fo'shizzle. _________________________________ Hell yeah! I've made jumps when it was 28-degrees... ground temperature and light snow flurries! Really gets the blood pumpin'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #20 January 20, 2007 QuoteSince, when does it have to be warm to skydive??? And jumping in the snow is fo'shizzle. DZ is closed DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #21 January 20, 2007 QuoteNot bad per se...just means I need to get to the salon and get a fake tan put on. So.....you'll leave a grease spot in the water and exit as white as you were the day before, or am I missing something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 January 20, 2007 QuoteNot bad per se...just means I need to get to the salon and get a fake tan put on. Vskydiver, who can't tan at all, told me "What's the big deal about getting a tan? All the guys want to do is get to the white parts anyway." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 January 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteNot bad per se...just means I need to get to the salon and get a fake tan put on. Vskydiver, who can't tan at all, told me "What's the big deal about getting a tan? All the guys want to do is get to the white parts anyway."I prefer pink meat myself. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 January 20, 2007 QuoteI prefer pink meat myself. I like green meat with oozing sores. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #25 January 20, 2007 QuoteQuoteI prefer pink meat myself. I like green meat with oozing sores. EEEEEWWWW!!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
