Scoop 0 #1 January 22, 2007 Found out today I've been given a rural posting so I'm getting one of these Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 22, 2007 In place of guns they give you Smith & Wesson bikes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #3 January 22, 2007 I don't need guns when I'm gathering intel off the community We call it TACTICAL COMMUNICATION Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 January 22, 2007 OMG Scoop think about it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #5 January 22, 2007 QuoteFound out today I've been given a rural posting so I'm getting one of these Nice....but was wondering if you would have those cool police logos all over itDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 January 22, 2007 Need a little wicker basket on the front to put your doggy in (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 January 22, 2007 Yeah, ours are exactly the same unless they issue brand new ones with different logos between now and then. Best bit is I have to go on a course for 2 days to learn how to ride a bike EDIT: LMAO @ Shropshire. Those lil things are more vicious than our German Shephards! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #8 January 22, 2007 QuoteIn place of guns they give you Smith & Wesson bikes? It's not like the dangerous pot smokers are really going anywhere.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 January 22, 2007 Just so you all know, cos your confused obviously. I'm not a sworn constable anymore. I'm a community support officer. We don't even carry batons or pepper spray but we work in the community gathering intelligence and solving local issues and more lower level crime like anti social behaviour, gangs etc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #10 January 22, 2007 The fact that you live in a place where gangs are "lower level crime" pretty much says it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #11 January 22, 2007 I wonder how many miles you will get out of a set of training wheels Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #12 January 22, 2007 QuoteFound out today I've been given a rural posting so I'm getting one of these At least you won't have to worry about birth control anymore. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #13 January 22, 2007 I was thinking the same thing, he means chavs and chavettes1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #14 January 22, 2007 We used to call them "Officers of the Peace" Guys like Miland Suess, and Rainbo's Dad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #15 January 22, 2007 Our 'gangs' congregate and make noise. They are not the high class of gangster you have but they are under the illusion they are. Dumb kids They are all built like pipe cleaners and talk in some weird half jamaican accent which really confuses me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #16 January 22, 2007 QuoteEDIT: LMAO @ Shropshire. Those lil things are more vicious than our German Shephards! Um, SURE they are! I once dated someone who trains German Shepherds as police dogs. I have known the dogs for a couple of years now and am still fully convinced that I might go from "friend--do not consume" to "interloper--devour immediately, no questions asked" with no particular triggering event except a mood swing.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #17 January 22, 2007 Damn, those dogs have one hell of a vocabulary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #18 January 22, 2007 QuoteUm, SURE they are! I once dated someone who trains German Shepherds as police dogs. I have known the dogs for a couple of years now and am still fully convinced that I might go from "friend--do not consume" to "interloper--devour immediately, no questions asked" with no particular triggering event except a mood swing. Police dogs respect their handler, noone else. You were never a friend, simply tolerated as a guest in their presence Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jewels 0 #19 January 22, 2007 QuoteDamn, those dogs have one hell of a vocabulary. Yep, they speak volumes with just a look. Maybe they're women.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #20 January 22, 2007 QuoteBest bit is I have to go on a course for 2 days to learn how to ride a bike you never know... maybe you'll learn something neat... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #21 January 22, 2007 German Shepherds are so cute and cuddly...unless they are being grouchy. Or decide someone is a threat (and the dog is right) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wes. 0 #22 January 22, 2007 QuoteFound out today I've been given a rural posting cant be that rural our local CSO has a land roverFalling from the top floor your lungs fill like parachutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #23 January 22, 2007 Quotecant be that rural our local CSO has a land rover I'll have about 12 square miles as my beat. 3 villages within that area so not practical to walk. Trouble with a car is you get lazy and you dont hear and see things like you would on foot or on bike. Trouble with a bike and foot is you get wet and cold Its charachter building though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #24 January 22, 2007 I think the Russian KGB referred to similar positions as "Political Service Officers". What kind of "intelligence" does one gather from a NEIGHBORHOOD???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #25 January 22, 2007 QuoteYep, they speak volumes with just a look. Maybe they're women. What I wonder is this one saying ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Lindercles 0 #10 January 22, 2007 The fact that you live in a place where gangs are "lower level crime" pretty much says it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 January 22, 2007 I wonder how many miles you will get out of a set of training wheels Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 January 22, 2007 QuoteFound out today I've been given a rural posting so I'm getting one of these At least you won't have to worry about birth control anymore. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 January 22, 2007 I was thinking the same thing, he means chavs and chavettes1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 January 22, 2007 We used to call them "Officers of the Peace" Guys like Miland Suess, and Rainbo's Dad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #15 January 22, 2007 Our 'gangs' congregate and make noise. They are not the high class of gangster you have but they are under the illusion they are. Dumb kids They are all built like pipe cleaners and talk in some weird half jamaican accent which really confuses me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #16 January 22, 2007 QuoteEDIT: LMAO @ Shropshire. Those lil things are more vicious than our German Shephards! Um, SURE they are! I once dated someone who trains German Shepherds as police dogs. I have known the dogs for a couple of years now and am still fully convinced that I might go from "friend--do not consume" to "interloper--devour immediately, no questions asked" with no particular triggering event except a mood swing.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 January 22, 2007 Damn, those dogs have one hell of a vocabulary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #18 January 22, 2007 QuoteUm, SURE they are! I once dated someone who trains German Shepherds as police dogs. I have known the dogs for a couple of years now and am still fully convinced that I might go from "friend--do not consume" to "interloper--devour immediately, no questions asked" with no particular triggering event except a mood swing. Police dogs respect their handler, noone else. You were never a friend, simply tolerated as a guest in their presence Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #19 January 22, 2007 QuoteDamn, those dogs have one hell of a vocabulary. Yep, they speak volumes with just a look. Maybe they're women.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 January 22, 2007 QuoteBest bit is I have to go on a course for 2 days to learn how to ride a bike you never know... maybe you'll learn something neat... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 January 22, 2007 German Shepherds are so cute and cuddly...unless they are being grouchy. Or decide someone is a threat (and the dog is right) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wes. 0 #22 January 22, 2007 QuoteFound out today I've been given a rural posting cant be that rural our local CSO has a land roverFalling from the top floor your lungs fill like parachutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #23 January 22, 2007 Quotecant be that rural our local CSO has a land rover I'll have about 12 square miles as my beat. 3 villages within that area so not practical to walk. Trouble with a car is you get lazy and you dont hear and see things like you would on foot or on bike. Trouble with a bike and foot is you get wet and cold Its charachter building though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #24 January 22, 2007 I think the Russian KGB referred to similar positions as "Political Service Officers". What kind of "intelligence" does one gather from a NEIGHBORHOOD???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #25 January 22, 2007 QuoteYep, they speak volumes with just a look. Maybe they're women. What I wonder is this one saying ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
