McDuck 0 #1 January 23, 2007 I got in touch with some old friends of mine from high school back in CA, and they told me that the running rumor about me is that I pulled a John Cusack in "Gross Pointe Blank" and have been traveling the world as a mercenary. Cora and I had a gut-busting laugh over that one. Anyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #2 January 23, 2007 That's great. You should go with it. Make up a story about how you were hiding in Africa and you were attacked by a pack of wild mountain lions and you had to battle them by hand. If you have a few scars to show, people -will- believe you.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 23, 2007 No clue, but I have a 10 year high school reunion coming up next year, so we'll see what rumors happen, if they did at all. Who knows.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 January 23, 2007 ***Anyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon?Quote I'd tell ya, but ya might kill me... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #5 January 23, 2007 It could be worse, they could think that you're a skydiverI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #6 January 23, 2007 I prefer stories that are far more outlandish. Perhaps I was hired to work a "trawler" that combs the ocean floors for downed UFO's, and from there got recruited to be a part of an elite first-response force for dry-land "encounters". Maybe I was taught mind-shielding and control techniques by EBEs, and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #7 January 23, 2007 Quote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #8 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Watch it, hoss. Don't give me a reason to be EMPTY of shit. Wait, that didn't sound right. Uh, carry on. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #9 January 23, 2007 QuoteI prefer stories that are far more outlandish. Perhaps I was hired to work a "trawler" that combs the ocean floors for downed UFO's, and from there got recruited to be a part of an elite first-response force for dry-land "encounters". Maybe I was taught mind-shielding and control techniques by EBEs, and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. that's what i do for a living. Now i have to send some black suvs to your house. just go along with it. Tell them you will be in Dublin Ga on a covert operation in March..Hey, no lies therehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #10 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Watch it, hoss. Don't give me a reason to be EMPTY of shit. Wait, that didn't sound right. Uh, carry on. OMG... LMFAO... ROFLMAO... dkfahdoifnadoLMAO... and so on...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #11 January 23, 2007 Quotethat's what i do for a living. Now i have to send some black suvs to your house. just go along with it. Tell them you will be in Dublin Ga on a covert operation in March..Hey, no lies there Can you have those SUVs bring a sammich and some sodas? It's getting close to lunchtime, and I always deal better with extra-terrestrials on a full stomach. Oh, and Dublin's about as covert as a sledgehammer to the satchel...but I'll give it a shot. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #12 January 23, 2007 Next time you go to your hometown, don't address the rumor directly, but refuse to sit near the window or with your back to the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pincheck 0 #13 January 23, 2007 My favourite film well you mission failed to get me last year mirk Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #14 January 23, 2007 QuoteMy favourite film well you mission failed to get me last year mirk Yes, but I'm currently in talks with Cora to make a trip your way, sucka-fish. Might want to wear your best kilt, lad. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #15 January 23, 2007 QuoteAnyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon? Yep. I remember the time we were at Hiram's in Sebastian and one of the regulars told TLML and I that he had heard we had bought SkyDive Space Center in Titusville! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #16 January 23, 2007 QuoteI got in touch with some old friends of mine from high school back in CA, and they told me that the running rumor about me is that I pulled a John Cusack in "Gross Pointe Blank" and have been traveling the world as a mercenary. Cora and I had a gut-busting laugh over that one. Anyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon? They must lead some boring lives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #17 January 23, 2007 You may be right. Out of all of us, I'm the only one who moved away and didn't really maintain contact of any kind until now. From what I can gather, they stayed (relatively) put while I moved frequently. Being nomadic at heart equals merc in their eyes, I guess. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #18 January 23, 2007 totally off topic, but if you look up the page, does my avatar resemble skinnyshrek's at all???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #19 January 23, 2007 You can always invite them over for drinks, and then excuse the mess as you sweep up spent shell casings and clean up what appears to be blood. Then act like nothing at all just happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #20 January 23, 2007 Tell them you where in the Foreign Legion, you can probably say that you go into the 2eme REP and was skydiving for the French military You might think the French army are puffs, but I am telling you, those legioners are tough motherfuckers!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TallGuy 0 #21 January 23, 2007 This is an odd story based on hearsay, but here goes. I moved from Maine to Florida to stay with my father during my senior year of High School. While there an incident occurred in which a teen from Maine under similar circumstances to mine, with either the same or similar name to mine was reported to have been killed by his father during a dispute over using a car. My mother caught wind of this and called me to check on my status. When I answered the phone she asked me how I was. Being unaware of the story I unenthusiastically said, "Oh... I'm alive." I never saw this article but when I returned to Maine I did have a few people state that they had heard that I had be killed. I think it's pretty funny but to this day my father is not amused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 January 23, 2007 Mostly just the stories my Mom has heard about me in High School. She has come up with some good ones. I wish someone would tell mercenary stories about me so no one finds out I work in a FUBU store. 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2fat2fly 0 #5 January 23, 2007 It could be worse, they could think that you're a skydiverI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 January 23, 2007 I prefer stories that are far more outlandish. Perhaps I was hired to work a "trawler" that combs the ocean floors for downed UFO's, and from there got recruited to be a part of an elite first-response force for dry-land "encounters". Maybe I was taught mind-shielding and control techniques by EBEs, and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 January 23, 2007 Quote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #8 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Watch it, hoss. Don't give me a reason to be EMPTY of shit. Wait, that didn't sound right. Uh, carry on. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 January 23, 2007 QuoteI prefer stories that are far more outlandish. Perhaps I was hired to work a "trawler" that combs the ocean floors for downed UFO's, and from there got recruited to be a part of an elite first-response force for dry-land "encounters". Maybe I was taught mind-shielding and control techniques by EBEs, and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. that's what i do for a living. Now i have to send some black suvs to your house. just go along with it. Tell them you will be in Dublin Ga on a covert operation in March..Hey, no lies therehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 January 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote...and have the ability to go a week without the need to eliminate bodily waste. Yeah, but we already knew you were full of shit.... Watch it, hoss. Don't give me a reason to be EMPTY of shit. Wait, that didn't sound right. Uh, carry on. OMG... LMFAO... ROFLMAO... dkfahdoifnadoLMAO... and so on...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #11 January 23, 2007 Quotethat's what i do for a living. Now i have to send some black suvs to your house. just go along with it. Tell them you will be in Dublin Ga on a covert operation in March..Hey, no lies there Can you have those SUVs bring a sammich and some sodas? It's getting close to lunchtime, and I always deal better with extra-terrestrials on a full stomach. Oh, and Dublin's about as covert as a sledgehammer to the satchel...but I'll give it a shot. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 January 23, 2007 Next time you go to your hometown, don't address the rumor directly, but refuse to sit near the window or with your back to the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #13 January 23, 2007 My favourite film well you mission failed to get me last year mirk Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #14 January 23, 2007 QuoteMy favourite film well you mission failed to get me last year mirk Yes, but I'm currently in talks with Cora to make a trip your way, sucka-fish. Might want to wear your best kilt, lad. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #15 January 23, 2007 QuoteAnyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon? Yep. I remember the time we were at Hiram's in Sebastian and one of the regulars told TLML and I that he had heard we had bought SkyDive Space Center in Titusville! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 January 23, 2007 QuoteI got in touch with some old friends of mine from high school back in CA, and they told me that the running rumor about me is that I pulled a John Cusack in "Gross Pointe Blank" and have been traveling the world as a mercenary. Cora and I had a gut-busting laugh over that one. Anyone else encounter the out-of-contact-crazy-rumor phenomenon? They must lead some boring lives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #17 January 23, 2007 You may be right. Out of all of us, I'm the only one who moved away and didn't really maintain contact of any kind until now. From what I can gather, they stayed (relatively) put while I moved frequently. Being nomadic at heart equals merc in their eyes, I guess. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 January 23, 2007 totally off topic, but if you look up the page, does my avatar resemble skinnyshrek's at all???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #19 January 23, 2007 You can always invite them over for drinks, and then excuse the mess as you sweep up spent shell casings and clean up what appears to be blood. Then act like nothing at all just happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #20 January 23, 2007 Tell them you where in the Foreign Legion, you can probably say that you go into the 2eme REP and was skydiving for the French military You might think the French army are puffs, but I am telling you, those legioners are tough motherfuckers!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #21 January 23, 2007 This is an odd story based on hearsay, but here goes. I moved from Maine to Florida to stay with my father during my senior year of High School. While there an incident occurred in which a teen from Maine under similar circumstances to mine, with either the same or similar name to mine was reported to have been killed by his father during a dispute over using a car. My mother caught wind of this and called me to check on my status. When I answered the phone she asked me how I was. Being unaware of the story I unenthusiastically said, "Oh... I'm alive." I never saw this article but when I returned to Maine I did have a few people state that they had heard that I had be killed. I think it's pretty funny but to this day my father is not amused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 January 23, 2007 Mostly just the stories my Mom has heard about me in High School. She has come up with some good ones. I wish someone would tell mercenary stories about me so no one finds out I work in a FUBU store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
