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10 Things only women would understand.

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10. Cats' facial expressions



Cats communicate with their tails and vocalizations.

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8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

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We understand, we just don't care.
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7. Fat clothes



We understand, we just don't care.
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6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH??

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made



Once again, we understand, but we just don't care. Who the hell cares what you weigh, as long as you're healthy and happy. Eyelashes really don't matter. Different shades of white are worthless and who still wears bangs? Car trips are just that, but I don't want to open the doors every hour. Its annoying and very tiring. Every 3-4 hours is fine, but every hour is freak'n pointless and can easily add another 4-5 hours to a long trip.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Does Google have a filter or something that proves that everything on it is fact?? Or can anyone put info on it?



Are you still on about the hair thing? let it go. It is a myth. We have moved on to more important things like rubber, glue, and rosencrantz.

Oh and also puppies.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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damnit!
someone else kept repeating that mantra to me lately...hmmmmall I seem to remember though is BOOBIES!!!! Now who the hell was that....???
BOOBIES!!!! Hmm...I do recall hers were trying to stare me down...
BOOBIES!!!! Hmmm...I kept thinking they were about to jump right out of that thing she wears to show them off in...hmmmm
BOOBIES!!!! YAY!!!!!
who the fuck was....BOOBIES!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D

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