wildfan75 1 #51 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuote Fat clothes allow women to over come that feeling without having to unbutton our pants. Anything that stops a woman from unbuttoning her pants is a bad idea That attitude is exactly why we have fat pants! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #52 January 24, 2007 QuoteYour the "Google man" around here, you figure it out!! Bobbi I believe the word you are searching for is "you're." Feel free to google the difference. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 January 24, 2007 STFU!! Good God man your anal!! No wonder you don't have a woman in your life!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #54 January 24, 2007 QuoteTotally agree....though throwing into the Bonfire meant that men would have a say...ah well 6 in 1 half dozen the other.... Trying to get men to enhance their intelligence is like teaching a monkey to sign language......it only works so much before they get confused. I think this post might qualify as 11. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #55 January 24, 2007 we can also add this one... The need to toss directions/user manuals aside and grunt/cuss while assembling various items... later stating "oh, those parts are just extras."Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #56 January 24, 2007 Quote Quote10. Cats' facial expressions What?!? Cats don't have facial expressions. Or least I've never seen any whislt kicking them across the room. Yes, cats have facial expressions. But you can't see them because their faces are covered with fur and whiskers which must be shaved off in order to make their expressions visible. Few people who have attempted this procedure have survived to tell the tale/tail."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #57 January 24, 2007 QuoteSTFU!! Good God man your anal!! No wonder you don't have a woman in your life!! Bobbi good god I am giving you a hard time. And it is awesome.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #58 January 24, 2007 Your a sick, sick lil man. I am sad for you, truly I am. NOT! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #59 January 24, 2007 QuoteSTFU!! There's something else that none of my exes could understand And I'm scared to say it to my wifeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #60 January 24, 2007 QuoteYour a sick, sick lil man. I am sad for you, truly I am. NOT! Bobbi Ahh, the not joke. A truly awesome form of comedy. You are not sad for me? Well, that is good. I guess. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #61 January 24, 2007 If my husband said that to me I would kick him in the nutz. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,486 #62 January 24, 2007 QuoteThe difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell During a class in Nonverbal Communication, I was surprised to learn that men can see the color, "Red," whereas women can see 26 shades of red.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #63 January 24, 2007 HUH!? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #64 January 24, 2007 QuoteHUH!? Bobbi exactly.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #65 January 24, 2007 QuoteIf my husband said that to me I would kick him in the nutz. Bobbi Nut shot=no buenoSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #66 January 24, 2007 Well if you don't know what I'm talkin about, how am I supposed to know what your talkin about??? LOLOL BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #67 January 24, 2007 QuoteWell if you don't know what I'm talkin about, how am I supposed to know what your talkin about??? LOLOL Bobbi It is easy. 'Not' jokes are awesome. And I am glad you are not sad for me. Did you just laugh out loud out loud? That is very meta of you.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #68 January 24, 2007 I'm rubber your glue........ BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #69 January 24, 2007 Men and women both can have some difficulty understanding bizarre courtship rituals... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #70 January 24, 2007 QuoteI'm rubber your glue........ Bobbi Wait, so now I am meta? Alright. I guess that is close to existential. Or something. So I will take it.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #71 January 24, 2007 QuoteMen and women both can have some difficulty understanding bizarre courtship rituals... nice.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #72 January 24, 2007 I know you are but what am I???? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #73 January 24, 2007 QuoteWait, so now I am meta? Alright. I guess that is close to existential. Or something. So I will take it. Will you be the Guildenstern to my Rosencrantz? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #74 January 24, 2007 QuoteI know you are but what am I???? Bobbi Uhh, not meta? I don't know. I am going to need a hint here.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #75 January 24, 2007 AbsolutelyWhy yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
