Lindercles 0 #26 January 24, 2007 Would somebody PLEASE explain to me why bean sprouts are a woman thing? Am I not supposed to like bean sprouts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #27 January 24, 2007 I can't believe you called my thread dumb!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #28 January 24, 2007 QuoteHonestly, I hardly ever post because some of these topics are just dumb. This is one of them... So whatever you say is right.. Cause I really don't care. Awww don't get mad now. Everything is going to be alright.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #29 January 24, 2007 QuoteYes, Hair grows from the roots and sends vitamins and minerals thru out the hair folicle. When the ends are dead, the hair folicle does not get stimulated and the folicle does not absorb the nutrients. So less growth. http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #30 January 24, 2007 Dammit ryoder! She was supposed to google it herself. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #31 January 24, 2007 Wow...suddenly feel inadequate as a woman... Quote10. Cats' facial expressions What?!? Cats don't have facial expressions. Or least I've never seen any whislt kicking them across the room. Quote9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors I understand this somewhat. But my take is, when you find a comfortable pair of shoes, you get it in brown and you get it in black and you're good to go! Quote8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds Really? When did that happen? Quote7. Fat clothes The only valid one on the list! To help all the men on here understand better...you know at Thanksgiving when you've eaten and drinken your heart out and all you want to do is unbutton your pants and lay on the couch? Fat clothes allow women to over come that feeling without having to unbutton our pants. Quote6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time I understand this one because my SO feels the need to "beat his best time". I just usually roll my eyes behind his back after giving him a "good game". Quote5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell WTF? There is no difference. And I don't care who much you disagree with me...they're the same. If they were different they'd be in the rainbow! Quote4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH?? Hair will grow regardless. Maybe if we put a little more mayo in our hair, it would grow faster too Quote3. Eyelash curlers I tried using these once. I also stuck my tongue to a frozen pole once (well, twice actually). Doesn't make it a good idea. Quote2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made Reality bites. There are some scales that are totally inaccurate (like the ones that state I'm 100lbs), but we need to accept the fact that sometimes the fat pants need to come out. Quote1. OTHER WOMEN. I don't understand women sometimes. Sorry ladies. I try but somethings are way over my estrogen level. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #32 January 24, 2007 Well, I thought it was cute!!It's bonfire, not biology. Have a sense of humor people! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #33 January 24, 2007 Ten things women don't understand: 10. Men's facial expressions. 9. Why it's okay to have only three pairs of shoes. 8. Why vegetables should complement a meal, not BE the WHOLE meal. 7. Work clothes - you know, those ratty old clothes that guys wear while doing the yard, etc? We KEEP them because they are ratty and useful, instead of THROWING THEM AWAY because they are ratty, and therefore useless. 6. Taking a car trip and using a turn signal, gassing up, and realizing what cruise control is there for. 5. That it doesn't matter what the name of the color is - does it look good or not? 4. That 75 bucks to get your bangs cut by a "stylist" - taking an hour to do so - is roughly 10 times as much as a barber would charge for the same thing in 5 minutes. 3. That curling need not be done unless it is the 12 to 40 ounce variety. 2. That the perceived inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made in indicating a woman's true weight is inversely proportional to the inaccuracy of a driver's license in giving a woman's actual true weight. 1. Straight men. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #34 January 24, 2007 QuoteWould somebody PLEASE explain to me why bean sprouts are a woman thing? Am I not supposed to like bean sprouts? See Lawrocket's #8. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #35 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuoteWould somebody PLEASE explain to me why bean sprouts are a woman thing? Am I not supposed to like bean sprouts? See Lawrocket's #8. Ok, I get from that that it's ok to eat vegetables in moderation, even for men. Still doesn't answer the question. And lawrocket, jeez man, now you've done it. Haven't you figured out by now the ruckus it causes when you start talking sense in the bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #36 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuoteWould somebody PLEASE explain to me why bean sprouts are a woman thing? Am I not supposed to like bean sprouts? See Lawrocket's #8. I have pointed this out to my wife. A great place to pick up women would be the produce aisle at a grocery store. Typically, I'm the only guy there, with the exception of one or two produce clerks. Employees aside, the breast/teste ratio is averages around 7/1. Women on the meat aisle usually have wedding rings or kids. Try it sometime. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyvixen 0 #37 January 24, 2007 Not the thread !!!! the argument about the hair growth. THe Boy made it a big deal.. its not .. it was just a list that I understoodLet's put the FUN back in Funeral Life is a Freefall Enjoy!! MUFF #2760 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #38 January 24, 2007 Totally agree....though throwing into the Bonfire meant that men would have a say...ah well 6 in 1 half dozen the other.... Trying to get men to enhance their intelligence is like teaching a monkey to sign language......it only works so much before they get confused. great for a laugh though!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #39 January 24, 2007 Quote6. Taking a car trip and using a turn signal, gassing up, and realizing what cruise control is there for. you forgot... the intended purpose behind the mirror on the back of the visor on the driver's side and the marketing genious behind it's removal on several vehiclesSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 January 24, 2007 Jello-J addendum to Lawrockets Rule #8 - A Casserole is a side dish, NEVER a main course. A Main course is Meat, preferably Red Meat, Served Rare and in large quantities. Anything else is a side dish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #41 January 24, 2007 Aaaaaah don't listen him, he just talks to hear himself talk. Blah, blah, blah... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #42 January 24, 2007 10. Cats' facial expressions Don't care. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors Have the same style shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds Don't care. 7. Fat clothes Understand and have. (most people serious about bodybuilding have to) 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time Understand taking a car trip not trying to beat previous records. But also understand sometimes wanting to beat the best time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell Couldn't care less. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH?? It doesn't matter when your bangs are less than a half inch long. 3. Eyelash curlers Know what they and what they do, don't remember what they are for. Think its to make the eyes look bigger. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made Am very well aware that most bathroom scale are inaccurate. Have found that most of them read lower than your actual weight. I think this is a really stupid way to make yourself feel better. Specially when your current goal could just as well have been to gain weight. 1. OTHER WOMEN. Don't understand this, I but don't believe anybody does. There is a clear difference between acceptance and understanding.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #43 January 24, 2007 QuoteTotally agree....though throwing into the Bonfire meant that men would have a say...ah well 6 in 1 half dozen the other.... Trying to get men to enhance their intelligence is like teaching a monkey to sign language......it only works so much before they get confused. This gets my vote for most entertaining post of the day, though perhaps not for its intended humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #44 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuote6. Taking a car trip and using a turn signal, gassing up, and realizing what cruise control is there for. you forgot... the intended purpose behind the mirror on the back of the visor on the driver's side and the marketing genious behind it's removal on several vehicles Good point! And how many women out there don't realize the real reason for a tilt steering wheel. Women use the mirrors inappropriately and don't allow for the appropriate use of tilt steering. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #45 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuoteTotally agree....though throwing into the Bonfire meant that men would have a say...ah well 6 in 1 half dozen the other.... Trying to get men to enhance their intelligence is like teaching a monkey to sign language......it only works so much before they get confused. This gets my vote for most entertaining post of the day, though perhaps not for its intended humor. I swear there is a comprehensible thought somewhere in there. Something about monkeys and unicorns I think, depending on the strength of the yen.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #46 January 24, 2007 Aaaah freakin' bite me!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #47 January 24, 2007 I thought it up while wearing you aluminum foil hat!! here smoke this...it'll help BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #48 January 24, 2007 QuoteI thought it up while wearing you aluminum foil hat!! here smoke this...it'll help Bobbi Now how am I supposed to smoke an ellipsis?Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #49 January 24, 2007 Your the "Google man" around here, you figure it out!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #50 January 24, 2007 Quote Fat clothes allow women to over come that feeling without having to unbutton our pants. Anything that stops a woman from unbuttoning her pants is a bad ideaI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
