10 Things only women would understand.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH??

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN.



Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[NewGuy2005 53]

I don't get it.

[Unstable 9]

Women are soooo weird.

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Oooh theres the pot calling the kettle black!!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[Butters 0]

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10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH??

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. 10 Things only women would understand.

A few modifications to the subject line and list.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[wildcard451 0]

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I don't get it.

You are neither funny nor clever.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

MUST be a guy!!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[karenmeal 0]

The only ones of those things I get are the fat clothes and the minute color differences.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[flygirl1 0]

He he thats funny.

I think I have tried to no avail to explain all those things to my boyfriend. You should have seen the look on his face when I told him how excited I was when my mom bought me a new pair of uggs. "but, she just bought you a pair for christmas" "I know but the new ones are chocolate brown not chestnut brown"

Fly like a girl

[Lindercles 0]

Why are bean sprouts a woman thing?

[BillyVance 35]

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Why are bean sprouts a woman thing?

Beats the fuck outta me... I never touch the stuff.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow - HUH??



Bobbi

no, seriously. huh? That is not amusingly insecure like the bathroom scale thing. It is just stupid.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[NWFlyer 2]

I don't understand #1, either.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Skyvixen 0]

Duh, Everyone knows that cutting hair helps it grow. At least a good trim helps.

Let's put the FUN back in Funeral

Life is a Freefall Enjoy!!
MUFF #2760

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Duh, Everyone knows that cutting hair helps it grow. At least a good trim helps.

Well everyone is wrong. It is a myth. The only thing a good trim might do is make the hair look nicer by getting rid of split ends.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Thus promoting hair growth. Sheeeesh.



Men!

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[GTAVercetti 0]

that makes absolutely no sense.

sheesh. women.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[skymama 37]

Hair grows from the roots, not from the ends. Cutting the ends won't do anything to the roots, it just makes your hair look better, like Rob said.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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10. Cats' facial expressions

dont think i agree with this one, but the others, sure. no idea what you are talking about

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Skyvixen 0]

Are you a hairdresser??

Let's put the FUN back in Funeral

Life is a Freefall Enjoy!!
MUFF #2760

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

BUUUUT when hair "feels" better, by getting rid of the split ends, it grows!! Come on girl, get with the program!!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lawrocket 3]

You forgot one - the difference between "I/you/we need" and "I/you/we need."

The problem is, in wimminspeak, "I need" means "I need." The problem is that "I need" also means "I want." "I need" even means, "Somebody will be very cross with you if you don't do this." Only women understand the difference.

I can never tell what my wife or I actually "need" versus what she "wants." Just yesterday she told me, "We need to get you a new office chair."
I said, "Why? I like my office chair."
She said, "I sat in it yesterday and it's a little worse for wear. It feels worn out and stiff and uncomfortable."
I said, "It's broken in like old shoes, and fits me very comfortably, but anyone else trying them on would be uncomfortable due to the wear pattern."
She said, "Maybe it's just that my chair (a newer one) is just so comfortable."
I said, "I'd probably find your chair uncomfortable to me. I am satisfied with my chair."

The translation is, "I think your office chair is uncomfortable. I sat in it yesterday for the first time in 2 years, and I think if your chair is uncomfortable for me it must be uncomfortable for you. So would you like to get a new one?"

It's really sweet that she is thinking about me like that, and I appreciate her thoughtfulness. But, in wimminspeak, it turns into, "You need."

This has been a common thread in all wimminfolk that I've known. I think only they understand the difference between "I need" and "I need."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Skyvixen 0]

Yes, Hair grows from the roots and sends vitamins and minerals thru out the hair folicle. When the ends are dead, the hair folicle does not get stimulated and the folicle does not absorb the nutrients. So less growth.

Let's put the FUN back in Funeral

Life is a Freefall Enjoy!!
MUFF #2760

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Yes, Hair grows from the roots and sends vitamins and minerals thru out the hair folicle. When the ends are dead, the hair folicle does not get stimulated and the folicle does not absorb the nutrients. So less growth.

No, I am not a hairdresser. I just know lots of useless information.

All hair above the scalp or skin is dead. Cutting it does nothing for growth. Hair grows about 1/2 inch per month cut or not. You can google this yourself.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Skyvixen 0]

Honestly, I hardly ever post because some of these topics are just dumb. This is one of them... So whatever you say is right.. Cause I really don't care.

Let's put the FUN back in Funeral

Life is a Freefall Enjoy!!
MUFF #2760