normiss 903 #1 January 25, 2007 An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like". An Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton John. A Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
