playgroundguy 0 #26 January 25, 2007 I don't know how to give you a link other than to tell you to use the search. There is a thread in the instructors forum titled " Tandem Master Jokes or Lines for Students" There are pages of hilarious one liners and pranks there.Good, Better, Best, never let it rest 'till your good better and your better best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #27 January 25, 2007 if someone doesn't know the regular b-day song, they should be beaten... severely... by stitch... but I don't think I know the dirty word version. Feel free to learn me...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #28 January 25, 2007 awesome... thanksSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #29 January 25, 2007 Quote Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes...Whaaack!......"Damn!!!!" A skydiver goes "Damn!!!!".........Whaaaack! "A little at first" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #30 January 25, 2007 People fucked with me before my first tandem and I thought it was funny. If anything, it made me more relaxed. Then again, I'm not a hyper sensitive pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #31 January 25, 2007 You should see who I jumped with my first time... and like I'm sure many others did, I got the "Is this your first time skydiving? Me too..." from my tandem instructor.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #32 January 25, 2007 and like I'm sure many others did, I got the "Is this your first time skydiving? Me too..." from my tandem instructor. ---------------- That's a fucking great one, especially delivered with a poker face! Gotta remember that one!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
