willard 0 #1 January 26, 2007 All I Need to Know In Life I Learned From My Horse 1. When in doubt, run far, far away. 2. You can never have too many treats. 3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of. 4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks. 5. Ignore cues. They’re just a prompt to do more work. 6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss. 7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still. 8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day…and then sleeping the rest. 9. Eat plenty of roughage. 10. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help. 11. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot. 12. In times of crisis, take a poop. 13. Act dumb when faced with a task you don’t want to do. 14. Follow the herd. That way, you can’t be singled out to take the blame. 15. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone’s attention. 16. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat. -Author Unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #2 January 26, 2007 QuoteAll I Need to Know In Life I Learned From My Horse Me too. Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #3 January 26, 2007 Quote 12. In times of crisis, take a poop. Wise advice that has served me well... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
