turtlespeed 226 #1 January 25, 2007 . . . as your wing man. I have alot of experiance. I am VERY dedicated. I am unfettered in any circumstance, and will do a good, high quality, professional job. Can I be your Wing Man?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 January 25, 2007 You've got my vote...which one, I'm holding for further testing of character. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 January 25, 2007 Sure, it would be great to have a guy do all of the initial ground work. Since I'm lazy that way. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 January 25, 2007 It's a ploy... you're going for the sneak attack. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 January 25, 2007 QuoteIt's a ploy... you're going for the sneak attack. g Yup he'll be your wingman and leave you with the midget porn star. While he load up on the hottie across the bar, you've had your eye on all night. I know how this guy works. He's a sick fuck. Bet he's a Frat Boy too. *edit* to add, I didn't really mind the midget porn star. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 January 25, 2007 I'll vote yes if you promise to frost your eyebrows again. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 January 25, 2007 QuoteI'll vote yes if you promise to frost your eyebrows again. Sure - I wouldn't want to be wing man to anyone that voted "no" anyway - to prude.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 January 25, 2007 Next time i go prowling for chicks, i'd love you as my wing man. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 25, 2007 QuoteNext time i go prowling for chicks, i'd love you as my wing man. SWEET!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #10 January 25, 2007 But, your main job responsibility is to distract the "we gotta go girl." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 25, 2007 QuoteBut, your main job responsibility is to distract the "we gotta go girl." Mmm Hmm. I can do that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 January 25, 2007 QuoteBut, your main job responsibility is to distract the "we gotta go girl." ----------------------------------------------------------- Mmm Hmm. I can do that. How? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteBut, your main job responsibility is to distract the "we gotta go girl." ----------------------------------------------------------- Mmm Hmm. I can do that. How? Jewelry.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 January 25, 2007 Damnit turtle, i need some slutty sexy XXX rated details of what you would do to a girl. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 January 25, 2007 QuoteDamnit turtle, i need some slutty sexy XXX rated details of what you would do to a girl. It wouldn't be like that - as a wing man - you need to play several roles, sometimes all at once. For instance - you ma need to take on the roll of the "good choir boy" so that the goody goody little "We have to Go, now" girl can be distracted long enough for some toung wrestling and groping. After that - they dissapear with the knowledge that the friend is ok and well taken care of. Other times it is time to be quiet and reserved and seemingly slightly depressed so as to play on the sypathetic side of the friend. Others it is prudent to feign inebreation, and lovey huggy feely stuff, which if done correctly, may even get the wing man some much deserved just desserts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteDamnit turtle, i need some slutty sexy XXX rated details of what you would do to a girl. It wouldn't be like that - as a wing man - you need to play several roles, sometimes all at once. For instance - you ma need to take on the roll of the "good choir boy" so that the goody goody little "We have to Go, now" girl can be distracted long enough for some toung wrestling and groping. After that - they dissapear with the knowledge that the friend is ok and well taken care of. Other times it is time to be quiet and reserved and seemingly slightly depressed so as to play on the sypathetic side of the friend. Others it is prudent to feign inebreation, and lovey huggy feely stuff, which if done correctly, may even get the wing man some much deserved just desserts.Spelling doesn't seem to be a strong point for a wingman. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 January 25, 2007 You can be my wing man. Come to Temple, the flaps on the PAC are strong enough for the front floater to stand on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDamnit turtle, i need some slutty sexy XXX rated details of what you would do to a girl. It wouldn't be like that - as a wing man - you need to play several roles, sometimes all at once. For instance - you ma need to take on the roll of the "good choir boy" so that the goody goody little "We have to Go, now" girl can be distracted long enough for some toung wrestling and groping. After that - they dissapear with the knowledge that the friend is ok and well taken care of. Other times it is time to be quiet and reserved and seemingly slightly depressed so as to play on the sypathetic side of the friend. Others it is prudent to feign inebreation, and lovey huggy feely stuff, which if done correctly, may even get the wing man some much deserved just desserts.Spelling doesn't seem to be a strong point for a wingman. Well - I disagree! I can spell "Fucking Cumnugget" just fine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 January 25, 2007 QuoteI have alot of experiance. I am VERY dedicated. I am unfettered in any circumstance, and will do a good, high quality, professional job. I must say.. Turtle speaks the Truth on this. No better wing man anywhere. Next Boogie, Whos turn is it to the wing man this time?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #20 January 25, 2007 I voted yes but I only need someone to trip 'em as they run away. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 January 25, 2007 -wing man, eh? Turtle, LOOK! Something shiny!!! ---> So much for that vote! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #22 January 25, 2007 So everything you do or say is all an act?? Is that what you are telling us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 January 25, 2007 Isnt that how all sky guys are described? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #24 January 25, 2007 I can't change my vote but demmit I'm hurting and I'd have to admit turtle does make a decent wingman. Ok turtle I did it, now I want my $5 you're not welshing on me this time. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 25, 2007 QuoteI can't change my vote but demmit I'm hurting and I'd have to admit turtle does make a decent wingman. Ok turtle I did it, now I want my $5 you're not welshing on me this time. 7 fity comin' your way bruthah - that was mighty fine advertizing! J - I think we have to go for Rock Paper Sissors again . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
