BlueSBDeath 2 #1 January 25, 2007 Marriage Counseling A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, Saturday, and Sunday I go skydiving.” BSBD...........Its all about Respect, USPA#-7062, FB-2197, Outlaw 499 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #2 January 25, 2007 Now THAT is some funny stuff! Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 January 26, 2007 Ninja, you crazy! You making it out the DZ this weekend, Arvel?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #4 January 26, 2007 BWHAHHAHAHA I resemble that remark! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSBDeath 2 #5 January 26, 2007 You bet-cha, pretty boy BSBD...........Its all about Respect, USPA#-7062, FB-2197, Outlaw 499 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #6 January 26, 2007 What about Tuesday?? ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #7 January 26, 2007 Wife rolls over in bed one night and asks... "If I died, do you think you would remarry?" I tell her, "Maybe, after a while, I would get lonely". "Would you still live here in this house", she asks. I reply "Probably, I love this house" "Would you sleep in this bed", she asks. "It's a good bed, I don't see a reason to replace it" I reply. "Would you let her use my rig?" she asks coyly.... "Nope, she has a lot more jumps and has her own" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 January 26, 2007 I visited the girl of my dreams and made mad, passionate love to her for 1 hour. "How'd you like THAT?", said I. "NEXT!", said she.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSBDeath 2 #9 January 26, 2007 Tuesday is a day of rest BSBD...........Its all about Respect, USPA#-7062, FB-2197, Outlaw 499 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #10 January 26, 2007 QuoteMarriage Counseling A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, Saturday, and Sunday I go skydiving.” So the therapist is a jumper too? He just jumps on Mondays and Wednesdays."When we are not jumping, we are jumping each other."disclaimer....not my quote, just repeating and old SD saying... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 26, 2007 I am a role model for husbands. Every time my ex wants something done by her current hubby, she points out that "At least my first husband used to do this". I guess I am like the minimum standard for good behavior. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #12 January 26, 2007 Quote Wife rolls over in bed one night and asks... "If I died, do you think you would remarry?" I tell her, "Maybe, after a while, I would get lonely". "Would you still live here in this house", she asks. I reply "Probably, I love this house" "Would you sleep in this bed", she asks. "It's a good bed, I don't see a reason to replace it" I reply. "Would you let her use my rig?" she asks coyly.... "Nope, she has a lot more jumps and has her own" ohhhh....you are so bad!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
