normiss 895 #1 January 24, 2007 So someone thinks my new roomate is gay. While he may be...the fuck do I care? He's not all "nellie" and shit anyway ... seems like any other guy...or is my gaydar dysfunctional??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 January 24, 2007 You wake up with a used condom in your ass? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 January 24, 2007 I've never seen a single guy with such good decorating taste. He even did Venetian Plaster on his Office wall! The napkins in the wine glasses were my deciding factor, that's just way too pretty. Like I said, you'll find out if you get visitors when you start using that jacuzzi. Once they get a gander at you....She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryanocerous 0 #4 January 24, 2007 Erm. When he's getting banged out by some dude on the coffee table. Pretty good indicator. Until then. don't worry too much about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #5 January 24, 2007 QuoteLike I said, you'll find out if you get visitors when you start using that jacuzzi. Once they get a gander at you.... I read that "jizcuzzi"...that's what I get for skimming. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 January 24, 2007 does he have skydiving gear in his room ? That might be a sign....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 January 24, 2007 Hang you naked arse over the end of his bed and see how things goYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 January 24, 2007 If he wears goggles in the "Frenchy Style" i would say he's gay. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #9 January 24, 2007 QuoteYou wake up with a used condom in your ass? Surely that you make you gay not the room mate unless you could match his DNA. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #10 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou wake up with a used condom in your ass? Surely that you make you gay not the room mate unless you could match his DNA. Of course, that's why i invested in new "Pocket CSI", it's a full spectrum CSI team, except it's in your pocket. Kind of like Micro Machines, only more CSI-ish! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #11 January 24, 2007 When you wake him up by sucking him off and he doesn't get angry._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 24, 2007 If his penis tastes like shit (literally).... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetmoose 0 #13 January 24, 2007 If he wants to conserve water by sharing the shower.We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudderow 2 #14 January 24, 2007 does he listen to coldplay? PMS #165 Swooo #613 CSA #687 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 January 24, 2007 Just make sure in the process of finding out that he doesn't begin to wonder if you are gay. Now that would be a turn of events."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #16 January 24, 2007 Does he have stuffed panda bears in his room? That's a dead giveaway. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #17 January 24, 2007 If he understands at least eight of the ten things listed here, you just might have a gay roommate. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2632971#2632971 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 January 24, 2007 If you go to Sam's club or Costco with him and he buys a 5 gallon bucket of ass lube, and a pommel horse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 January 24, 2007 QuoteWhen you wake him up by sucking him off and he doesn't get angry. Is this how you test this Peter? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #20 January 24, 2007 A gay roommate would be awesome. I bet they would be cleaner and more organized than my previous roommates. The house would look nicer, with nicer furniture and nicer things. And he won't be stealing any of the chicks that you bring by. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #21 January 24, 2007 Hey, it worked on you, and you made coffee!!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 January 24, 2007 QuoteHey, it worked on you, and you made coffee!! Cut it out, you guys are making me giggle and I'm going to get in trouble with the big boss! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #23 January 24, 2007 That's SO ironic - Remster wanted me to call him "Big Boss," as well, and would giggle every time I did!!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 January 24, 2007 I am SO not making you pancakes again....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #25 January 24, 2007 Without your "special syrup," they're really just heated blobs of dough._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
