waltappel 1 #1 January 26, 2007 "Go fuck yourself!" "Get lost!" "Go piss up a rope!" Got any others? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 26, 2007 Go jump off a cliff! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 January 26, 2007 You're bored aren't you Walt? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 January 26, 2007 "Take a flying leap"Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 January 26, 2007 Quote"Go fuck yourself!" "Get lost!" "Go piss up a rope!" Got any others? Walt Fuck up and Die, or one that was used on me, I hope you femur (not my fave)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 26, 2007 QuoteYou're bored aren't you Walt? Go fuck yourself! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 January 26, 2007 Go fuck yourself! Hey now...back off...I think my "just say no" was pretty good Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 January 26, 2007 another one... "eat shit and die" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 January 26, 2007 Quote"Go piss up a rope!" Edited to add clicky for those that would rather listen than read (it's just a song, but it's probably NSFW). Just borrow a response from Ween: My dinners on fire while she watches tv And if youve ever wondered what its like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks Im breakin my back doin the best that I can Shes got time for the dog and none for her man And Im no dope, but I cant cope So hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin Pack your bag, I dont need the ag On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle Now youre up shits creek with a turd for a paddle And I cant cope -- piss up a rope You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle For the last 6 months I been packin your bag You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk Im sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk And Im no dope, but Ive lost all hope So hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 January 26, 2007 That is just too long to read. What were you trying to say?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 January 26, 2007 Quoteanother one... "eat shit and die" I'd have guessed that would be the first one Walt would think of. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 January 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteanother one... "eat shit and die" I'd have guessed that would be the first one Walt would think of. Blues, Dave Yeah! What up wit dat, Walt??? You slacker!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 January 26, 2007 If you can't read three verses of rhyming lyrics then it's probably not worth it anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 January 26, 2007 QuoteIf you can't read three verses of rhyming lyrics then it's probably not worth it anyway. Yea, I suck like that Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #15 January 26, 2007 Fuck you you fuckin' fuck. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 January 26, 2007 QuoteFuck you you fuckin' fuck. 'Shell Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 January 26, 2007 QuoteFuck you you fuckin' Canadian. 'Shell Fixed it for yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #18 January 26, 2007 QuoteFuck you you fuckin' fuck. Look out, Shell's in the house! (I think she yells this at hockey games too!)"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 January 26, 2007 "Eat shit and bark at the moon"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 January 26, 2007 "Put out or get out""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #21 January 26, 2007 Two I'll never forget, said by my Spanish teacher at secondary (high) school.. (to me on more than one occasion) go play in the traffic find yourself a broom, and go sweep leaves but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #22 January 26, 2007 I'm going to Oz to get you a heart and a brain. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 January 26, 2007 I think "fuck off" gets the point across most of the time. You have to say "no" in the correct context if you want it to be used correctly. No could mean yes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roxi 0 #24 January 26, 2007 When she says, "Let's go back to my place and have wild monkey sex."hmmm says the mouse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 26, 2007 QuoteWhen she says, "Let's go back to my place and have wild monkey sex." I would be truly scared if a woman said that to me. I'd would *know* that it was some sort of setup where I'd wake up in the morning minus one kidney or my friends were playing a joke on me by trying to set me up with a transvestite hooker. In that situation I'd probably say something like, "Sorry, I can't, but I know this guy named Lindercles...." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
