Fallin4U 0 #1 January 26, 2007 Yeah, so on my 16th jump (my first time landing off), I came down on final to be surprised I was heading toward an uphill slope, flared and forgot to properly PLF. (At least I missed the powerlines, trees, roads, houses, animals, and ponds) I had great AFF instructors, read the SIM, no equipment malfunctioned except my brain, so here's my question... Whats crazier? Worrying about a skydiving injury affecting your sex life, or worrying about a sex related injury affecting your skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 January 26, 2007 I don't know what the statistics are but I broke my hand on Jump 12. So... I suppose off to general skydiving or S&T I go... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #3 January 26, 2007 this is a topic that you should bring down to the instructors forum to get a better idea on how often a student gets "hurt" or getting advice about landing off. Blues! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #4 January 26, 2007 Quotethis is a topic that you should bring down to the instructors forum to get a better idea on how often a student gets "hurt" or getting advice about landing off. Blues! Agreed. Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #5 January 26, 2007 Wait.. I thought this was a thread about sex and injuries. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 January 26, 2007 Don't worry. You can have lots of sex with a cast on either person. I know this for a fact. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #7 January 26, 2007 Quote Yeah, so on my 16th jump (my first time landing off), I came down on final to be surprised I was heading toward an uphill slope, flared and forgot to properly PLF. (At least I missed the powerlines, trees, roads, houses, animals, and ponds) I had great AFF instructors, read the SIM, no equipment malfunctioned except my brain, so here's my question... Whats crazier? Worrying about a skydiving injury affecting your sex life, or worrying about a sex related injury affecting your skydiving? mmm...sexual injury affecting skydiving - well, that would suck because it would probably effect the sex thing as well....then again, you do get to be creative.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #8 January 26, 2007 Yes, Well, I had a friend who had his jaw broken in his girlfriends thighs... she was an equestrian competitor. But hey, you can still skydive with a broken jaw! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #9 January 26, 2007 A friend in college was going down on his lady when he tasted blood. He stopped thinking she was having her time of the month only to notice the blood was dripping from his nose. It turns out during her pelvis thrusts she had broken his nose. We all got a lot of laughs out of that one. (In case you are wondering, the reason he did not feel his nose break is that they were both intoxicated.)"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justtrouble03 0 #10 January 26, 2007 After having my jaw broken and having to use a straw to eat for 9 weeks..... Just made me better at other things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 January 26, 2007 Quote Well, I had a friend who had his jaw broken in his girlfriends thighs... she was an equestrian competitor. That gives me fantasies, and nightmares, both at the same time."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyguy78 0 #12 January 27, 2007 QuoteAfter having my jaw broken and having to use a straw to eat for 9 weeks..... Just made me better at other things I am trying to make up my mind as to if thats hot or not. I am leaning twords "its hot"There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 4 #13 January 27, 2007 Quote Yeah, so on my 16th jump (my first time landing off), I came down on final to be surprised I was heading toward an uphill slope, flared and forgot to properly PLF. (At least I missed the powerlines, trees, roads, houses, animals, and ponds) I had great AFF instructors, read the SIM, no equipment malfunctioned except my brain, so here's my question... Whats crazier? Worrying about a skydiving injury affecting your sex life, or worrying about a sex related injury affecting your skydiving? Is that an ankle I'm seeing? You put up all this show for only a cast? You mean no metal inside? How dare you Here is a better way to present the story by creating a parallel between romance and skydiving: My story (by Fallin4u): My story (by Fallin4U) it's really one of the oldest story in the world: Boy meets nice&sweet girl who give him 15 good jumps....uhhh sex hours Boy wants to give it a try with a more fancy girl Boy goes out with the fancy girl outside the usual dating place Fancy girl broke his ankle ... uhhh heart.. Yeah heart! Get well soon mate. Time will heal your broken heart ... uhhh ankle....Jean-Arthur Deda PS: when you see "girl" read "parachute" and when you see "fancy" read "aggressive" To a certain degree those terms are really close.Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
