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I love giving you guys my e-mail forwards . . . Sometimes I even read them myself. . .

Senator Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name--Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.







A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How exactly are you related to Hillary??? :o



It's a long story.

My great grandfather had a mentally challenged son. When he was 25 or so, Hillary's Mom took advantage of him and rode him like the horses she used to (He was evidently very VERY well endowed) . . . Hillary was concieved after the 123rd time.

So - It's kind of like a second cousin we wish we could just remove.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Love it!!



I would love to see the look on the bitch's face when she learns what the name means... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



It would be about like the look that comes across her face when Hill, asked Billary to marry him.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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