Slappie 9 #1 April 12, 2002 Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in aterrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and sayshis wife's been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling thecase. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see aterribly upset Mr. Jones."Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks. "Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?"The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife's accidentresulted in two fractures of her spine.""Oh my God" says Mr. Jones, "what will be her prognosis?" Dr. Smith says"Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine isinoperable. She'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you willhave to feed her."Mr. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn her in her bed every twohours to prevent pneumonia."Mr. Jones begins to wail ! and cry loudly. "Then, of course," the doctorcontinued, "you'll have to diaper her as she'll have no control over herbladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times aday." Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails.The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up her feces on a regularbasis as she'll have no control over her sphincters. Her bowel will engorgewhenever and quite often I'm afraid. Of course you must clean herimmediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be emittingregularly." Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably andbeginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass...Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on theshoulder."Hey, I'm just fucking with you, she's dead."My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 April 12, 2002 Whew!!! Now he can take the insurance money and take a vacation to Hedonism II. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 April 12, 2002 Oh Slappie, that is just so wrong. Funny...but wrong."Who gave Phreezone the remote again?!" ~ Goat Blower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #4 April 12, 2002 Slappie that is the best joke I have heard in a long time. THNX!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 April 12, 2002 QuoteHedonism II.True story (allegedly)My brother in law too 1 wekk holiday in november; one of these real cheap deals where you dont know where you go until just before the trip based on last minute cancellation.... and he went to hedonism (thats his excuse anyways.. lol)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 April 12, 2002 Quoteand he went to hedonismDamn the luck. I'm going to go there one of these days. I just have to find a really cool chic to take with me. Any volunteers? "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #7 April 12, 2002 **whistling innocently**AArrrggg, to hell with it....I'LL GO, PLEASE LET ME GO WITH YOU, PLEASE..!!!Hang onto Heaven, when hell is on your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 April 12, 2002 QuoteI'LL GO, PLEASE LET ME GO WITH YOU, PLEASE..!!!I'll need a full resume and "Hustler" style photo lay out. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #9 April 12, 2002 For you, Clay, ANYTHING.If you dare, send me that questionare...Hang onto Heaven, when hell is on your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 April 12, 2002 QuoteIf you dare, send me that questionare...Give me a couple minutes to work out the questions. "It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 12, 2002 QuoteI'm going to go there one of these days. I just have to find a really cool chic to take with me. Any volunteers? If skystorm is up for it....i'd come along for a three-way. "Who gave Phreezone the remote again?!" ~ Goat Blower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #12 April 12, 2002 dude, you have to post the questionnaire and the replies. some of us (well, me anyway) have no lives and no hope of ever attending anything like that. please share so that we may live vicariously through you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 April 12, 2002 1. Do you enjoy hot tubs?2. When in the hot tub....Naked or clothed? 3. Have you ever been to a nude beach?4. Have you ever been to a "swingers" club?5. Do you smoke marijuana? If so how often? 6. Have you ever "flashed" anyone in public? 7. Have you ever had sex in a public place? 8. Do you prefer sex with men or women or is both just as good?9. Oral Sex...give, recieve, or must you do both to be satisfied? 10. Have you ever had a 3 some or more some? 11. Do you prefer lingere or leather.....or latex? 12. Do you own any sex toys? If so how many? 13. Do you currently own any bondage or S&M items? If so...please describe. 14. Do you drink.....Whats your favorite drink? 15. Are you a 1, 2 or 3 orifice woman? if less than 3, please list those that are out of bounds16. Do you trim the lawn? If so...do you make interesting shapes or just shave it clean?Thats probably a pretty good start......"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #14 April 12, 2002 hmmm, better add:15. Are you a 1, 2 or 3 orifice woman? if less than 3, please list those that are out of bounds. a guy needs to know these things. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 April 12, 2002 QuoteAre you a 1, 2 or 3 orifice woman? if less than 3, please list those that are out of boundsExcellent question!! I can't believe I didn't include that one. You forgot........If 3 how many may be "filled" at any one time?"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 April 12, 2002 I'm so glad i filled out and PMed you the questionnaire before that one got added...."Who gave Phreezone the remote again?!" ~ Goat Blower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #17 April 12, 2002 QuoteMy brother in law too 1 wekk holiday in november; one of these real cheap deals where you dont know where you go until just before the trip based on last minute cancellation.... Friend of mine did that and ended up in Afghanistan. Said the food sucked but the hunting was good.flyhi"To understand Mankind, you must look at its two root words; Mank and Ind." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 January 29, 2007 Ahhh, well back in the day - Slappie did have his moments.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 January 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteand he went to hedonism Damn the luck. I'm going to go there one of these days. ... Yeah, damn the luck. That Focker got Hedonism...I got Rockmart, GA. Damn the luck. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 January 29, 2007 Holy flashback turtleman. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 January 29, 2007 I never spellchecked then, and I sure still dont! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
