Andy_Copland 0 #1 January 29, 2007 Why not throw the ex in too. She thought it was hilarious to send a "you cant touch this" picture to my phone yesterday, what a bitch.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 29, 2007 That looks familiar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 January 29, 2007 reply saying, "Wow, you got bigger... quit the diet, eh? That'll ruin her day.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 January 29, 2007 Im gonna direct her this way. "So anna, check DZ.com...wanna send me any more pictures?"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 January 29, 2007 Now why would you do that? If you do that, she'll stop sending the pics and then you can't post them. What you need to do is encourage her to send more, act all whiny and shit to make her think it's working. Then post them all. Jeez man, where's your head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 January 29, 2007 So i've to act nice to her so you old perverts can sit jaffing off? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 January 29, 2007 QuoteSo i've to act nice to her so you old perverts can sit jaffing off? Takes more than that pic, however, if she starts sending nekid pics, then possibly. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetmoose 0 #8 January 29, 2007 Why is the picture taken in the bathroom, seems like a bad place to take a sexy picture, is the next one gonna be on the toilet?We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #9 January 29, 2007 Tell here she never could keep a restroom (water closet, or whatever you guys call it) clean. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 January 29, 2007 So what are the rules? * Only pictures of non dz.commers/skydivers? * Only pictures of exes? * Only pictures sent in spite?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 January 29, 2007 You want a toilet shot you got it, not her but friends of my ex. Now i know what women get up to in the toilet though..1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 January 29, 2007 If they are sent in spite to yourself you can even out the balance of the universe by posting in spite. Thinking karma here 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 January 29, 2007 Damn, does that toilet have arm-rests?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #14 January 29, 2007 QuoteThinking karma here And just wait until it comes back and bites you in the ass. **shaking head** boys!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 January 29, 2007 That's the clever-dumb balance in action. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 January 29, 2007 Its an older club if it has flat surfaces, most are angled at 45 degrees to piss of people wanting to get some coke up the ole nasal passage1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 January 29, 2007 You are officially going to hell for that one. See you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 January 29, 2007 It probably will 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 January 29, 2007 QuoteYou are officially going to hell for that one. See you there. He lives in the UK, he's already there. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #20 January 29, 2007 I working on that little problem Slappie 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #21 January 29, 2007 QuoteI working on that little problem Slappie JUDAS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #22 January 29, 2007 Its all the chav scum and bad weather Scoop, thats all. You know i still love the queen 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #23 January 29, 2007 We should ... (a) Run a book to see how long before he changes the plan (b) have a whip-round and collect enough for a 1 way ticket..... as far as possible. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 January 29, 2007 Go on Tony, say you'd miss me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #25 January 29, 2007 Might I suggest the Falklands?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites