turtlespeed 226 #1 January 30, 2007 . . . Fishy going on here. Yesterday - 10AM - input tracking number and learn that package is delayed in Houston, texas - delivery rescheduled for today. Today - input tracking number and found out that it was infact here yesterday, but they decided that I wasn't and that my building had moved. They then proceeded to "Try to locate receiver" and did NOT call the Shipper . . . THEN - the stupid FUCKS decide they have the address problem figured out and take the package to a vacant building where someone signed for it. The Guys name is "Cockman" People really are that fucking stupid aren't they . . . I called PD, since it was delivered, they can't really do anything, but they are going to try anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 January 30, 2007 Oh are you fuggin' kidding? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 January 30, 2007 I hate when buildings move and they don't bother to fill out a change of address form. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 30, 2007 They just called and said that they were going to tell the driver to go back to the wrong address and retrieve my package. But remember - this is a vacant building - I told them that. He said that if there were any problems retrieving the package that he would call me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 January 30, 2007 QuoteUPS F'n SUCKS DICKS How much extra do they charge for that service? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 January 30, 2007 I think UPS kicks ass! They gave me a free Katana just for signing your name! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 January 30, 2007 Things i learned from dzcom today: Turtle wears a diaper Dave is Cockman Anything else i need to know? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 January 30, 2007 QuoteI think UPS kicks ass! They gave me a free Katana just for signing your name! Blues, Dave HAHAHA You are COCKMAN!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 January 30, 2007 QuoteThings i learned from dzcom today: Turtle wears a diaper Dave is Cockman Anything else i need to know? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #10 January 30, 2007 your previous avatar was preferred by 9 out of 10 dizziedotcommers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteI think UPS kicks ass! They gave me a free Katana just for signing your name! Blues, Dave HAHAHA You are COCKMAN!!! g As I've said a hundred times now, I've got to get smarter friends. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI think UPS kicks ass! They gave me a free Katana just for signing your name! Blues, Dave HAHAHA You are COCKMAN!!! g As I've said a hundred times now, I've got to get smarter friends. Blues, Dave I am NOT cockman! I am . . . No - I won't . . . I just won't . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 January 30, 2007 I read that, but chose not to absorb it! I think it's funnier that YOU are COCKMAN!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 January 30, 2007 QuoteI read that, but chose not to absorb it! I think it's funnier that YOU are COCKMAN!!! I'd like to take this opportunity to agree 100% with Gia. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteI read that, but chose not to absorb it! I think it's funnier that YOU are COCKMAN!!! I'd like to take this opportunity to agree 100% with Gia. I'd like to interject an GAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteUPS F'n SUCKS DICKS How much extra do they charge for that service? It comes free with a Katana... After all, they deliver to COCKMAN. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 January 30, 2007 Didya just shit your diaper Turtle??? Yup, that's right.... Sunny and I have united!!! WATCH OUT!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 January 30, 2007 Quote I'd like to interject an GAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wish I could comment on that. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuote I'd like to interject an GAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wish I could comment on that. Blues, Dave Don't go there COCKMAN~ hehehehe.... every time I type COCKMAN, I hear CAPTAIN CAAAAAVEMAN, only COOOOOCKMAN g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 January 30, 2007 QuoteQuote I'd like to interject an GAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! I wish I could comment on that. Blues, Dave . . . and thank you for that full out - embarrassing - everyone turned to look at me - laugh . . . I needed that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 January 30, 2007 In more serious news . . . I just happened to decide that I would investigate myself.I tracked it down. It wasn't REALLY a vacant building that they delivered it to, it was actually 4 buildings down from that. I then found out that it wasn't ACTUALLY delivered there - because the guy asked for it to be driven to his other store so they could look up the supplier that sent them the package, this other stotre was in another CITY - OK - yeah - its the point - not the milage . . . So, I went to the other store, found out that the guy had called ahead and didn't think I was telling the truth, and he wouldn't give it to me until I dialed 911 . . . well, he thought I did anyway . . . I finally got the package - told him what the address was that it was SUPPOSED to be delivered to and ripped off the new label and voila! I now have a nice new backpack and a T-shirt! Oh yeah and a "RB - RB - WH - WH - RB -RB -RB - RB - RB" Katana.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 January 30, 2007 YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Motherfucka!!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #23 January 30, 2007 fwiw fedex has been slipping a little bit lately too. I was at home 2 days when they said they "attempted" to deliver the box and nobody was home. They didn't even ring the doorbell. On the 3rd day I had heard a truck pull up outside but it wasn't in FedEx livery, so I didn't go up to greet it (I live in a city). Went to get the mail later and lo and behold they had dropped my package outside the front door. If they were going to do that, just do it the first day...the package didn't require a signature...My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #24 January 30, 2007 QuoteThings i learned from dzcom today: Turtle wears a diaper Dave is Cockman Anything else i need to know? you left out dog humping and bloody_trauma's addiction to parakeet anusSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #25 January 31, 2007 NO KATANA FOR YOU NEXT!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
