skydivermom 0 #1 January 30, 2007 Okay Sunshine (and everyone else who is tired of all the lack of fun in the bonfire) I'll start off the thread with some redneck humor...everyone seems to appreciate that, and I'm from South Texas, so I can get away with it doctor - To have applied to a female employee a punitive measure in which a percentage of her wages are garnished. After my wife wrecked that forklift, they doctor pay for the next six months. liver - Regarding options other than earthly existence. I'm so depressed I don't care if I liver die. moron - The addition of a greater quantity to that already present. I told him that I already put hot sauce on the pizza, but the idiot just kept pourin' moron. And here's my favorite by far: pimple - A prediction regarding the future action of a purveyor of prostitution. Look, John, you're cute and all, but my pimple kill me if I don't charge you full fare.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 January 30, 2007 Redneck humor is always funny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 January 30, 2007 My last name's Gonzales, so I can get away with this... Why don't Mexicans barbecue? Because the beans will fall through the grill. Please don't ban me Your Hotness...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 January 30, 2007 Damn, you're mexican? I don't think i can talk to you anymore. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 January 30, 2007 why do you think my skin's green??? The water down here does funny thingsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #6 January 30, 2007 Well that explains the mono-brow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 January 30, 2007 Lord, I apologize, and God bless them Pigmies down there in New Guinea worshipping airtwardo's likeness by sacrificing village animals.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #8 January 30, 2007 QuoteWell that explains the mono-brow. No, that's just a hereditary thing... The family's actually from Spain, so we've got that European body hair problem... Remember Austin Powers? Ya, same issue...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 January 30, 2007 Wax is your friend. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #10 January 30, 2007 Too much hair to wax... Wax is the reason I needed that skin graft... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 January 30, 2007 QuoteWax is the reason I needed that skin graft... "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............NIPPLE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #12 January 30, 2007 Wait, I'm lost... Who's fucking nipples???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 January 30, 2007 QuoteWait, I'm lost... Who's fucking nipples??? Thats why clay likes sheep so much. More nipples to fuck. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #14 January 30, 2007 I noticed you're concentrating on your spelling now...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #15 January 30, 2007 QuoteMy last name's Gonzales, so I can get away with this... Why don't Mexicans barbecue? Because the beans will fall through the grill. Please don't ban me Your Hotness... That is really good!! I'm sure glad Walt can't post from work though. He'd get himself in trouble for sure.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 January 30, 2007 OK...........so maybe you are one of the 20-22 people left in the western world that HASN'T seen "The 40 year old virgin." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 January 30, 2007 QuoteRedneck humor is always funny. You would know. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 January 30, 2007 QuoteOK...........so maybe you are one of the 20-22 people left in the western world that HASN'T seen "The 40 year old virgin." I'm one of those alsoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goodnplentygirl 0 #19 January 30, 2007 What did one lesbian vanpire say to the other lesbian vampire, after a night of hot passionate sex? "I'll see you next month" my body, my choice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #20 January 30, 2007 QuoteOK...........so maybe you are one of the 20-22 people left in the western world that HASN'T seen "The 40 year old virgin." I've seen it... Can't say that I can quote every line in the movie though. Using my HUUUUUGE intellect, I've deciphered that you were quoting that movie.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 31, 2007 QuoteOK...........so maybe you are one of the 20-22 people left in the western world that HASN'T seen "The 40 year old virgin." ------------------------------------------------------- I'm one of those also I think you're exempt since you live in kangaroo land. Do you even have running water down there? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #22 January 31, 2007 Did you finally get the third cat, Sunny?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 January 31, 2007 QuoteDamn, you're mexican? I don't think i can talk to you anymore. Once you go Mexican, you'll never want sex again. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 January 31, 2007 QuoteOkay Sunshine (and everyone else who is tired of all the lack of fun in the bonfire) I'll start off the thread with some redneck humor...everyone seems to appreciate that, and I'm from South Texas, so I can get away with it doctor - To have applied to a female employee a punitive measure in which a percentage of her wages are garnished. After my wife wrecked that forklift, they doctor pay for the next six months. liver - Regarding options other than earthly existence. I'm so depressed I don't care if I liver die. moron - The addition of a greater quantity to that already present. I told him that I already put hot sauce on the pizza, but the idiot just kept pourin' moron. And here's my favorite by far: pimple - A prediction regarding the future action of a purveyor of prostitution. Look, John, you're cute and all, but my pimple kill me if I don't charge you full fare. You Rock!!! Sunshine was asking for some entertainment today - no one wanted to play with herDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #25 January 31, 2007 I have two little boys that are my full-time job, so playing and entertaining is what I do best! Most of us never grow out of liking to be entertained. I know I haven't.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
