SansSuit 1 #1 February 2, 2007 March 14 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 February 2, 2007 You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #3 February 2, 2007 I always thought it was Einsteins Fear of Relatives...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #4 February 2, 2007 QuoteI always thought it was Einsteins Fear of Relatives...? I thought it was his love of relativity....but he was sort of a homophone, but not really.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #5 February 2, 2007 I always thought it was cool he was born on Pi Day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
