turtlespeed 226 #76 January 31, 2007 QuoteI'm telling you what to do: If the snake hasn't eaten it in 2 days, the snake won't eat it!!! face it. Pull the rat out of the cage, kill it, throw it in the garbage. Someone needs to learn HOW to influence the decisions of women . . . Let me show you an example of what might have been better in this situation. instead of : QuoteI'm telling you what to do: Try: QuoteI have a suggestion that might make things easier and a lot less messy for you. Or: QuoteThis is guaranteed to be less stressfull. Just trying to help keep you from becoming a Bobbitt brother.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #77 January 31, 2007 No, no, no. You've got it all wrong turtleman. (AKA Cockman) Reference this clicky... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2645252#2645252Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #78 January 31, 2007 QuoteNo, no, no. You've got it all wrong turtleman. (AKA Cockman) Reference this clicky... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2645252#2645252 That's different - if you TELL HER that you are telling her what to do she takes that personally and starts to develop spite. It's best to keep her off gaurd and just give orders and directions, like "Make me a sammich" or " Get in the Truck Bitch!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #79 January 31, 2007 dare I make a joke referencing females and their duties in the kitchen at this point???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #80 January 31, 2007 Quotedare I make a joke referencing females and their duties in the kitchen at this point??? That is common knowledge, my friend, they like it when you remind them what they should be doing. Just not that yo are TELLING them to do it. Amatures!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #81 January 31, 2007 Quotedare I make a joke referencing females and their duties in the kitchen at this point??? If you don't, you'll have forever cemented your reputation on dz.com for being a total pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #82 January 31, 2007 QuoteThat is common knowledge, my friend, they like it when you remind them what they should be doing. Just not that yo are TELLING them to do it. Amatures! Sensei, I wish to learn!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #83 January 31, 2007 QuoteQuotedare I make a joke referencing females and their duties in the kitchen at this point??? If you don't, you'll have forever cemented your reputation on dz.com for being a total pussy. Might as well just bann him from everything but the Womens forum.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #84 January 31, 2007 Why do women have smaller feet than men? *Pause for effect....*Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #85 January 31, 2007 Why's that, moose? [/80's TV reference] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #86 January 31, 2007 QuoteWhy do women have smaller feet than men? *Pause for effect....* Because they are shorter, and have smaller hands.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #87 January 31, 2007 no... and here I thought you were the Mister Miagi on the topic... I'll see you guys once my ban is up... So they can stand closer to the sink...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #88 January 31, 2007 so they can stand closer to the sink? edited to add: doh, too slow. shouldn't have taken those few seconds to think about the political correctedness of the reply."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #89 January 31, 2007 beat ya to itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #90 January 31, 2007 Dude, if LisaH can post necrophilic pics in another thread, I'm pretty sure you're not going to get banned for a dumb joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #91 January 31, 2007 Necrophiliac pics?!? Dude, that's my grandmother! She's not dead!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #92 January 31, 2007 QuoteNecrophiliac pics?!? Dude, that's my grandmother! She's not dead! She is now. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #93 January 31, 2007 OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED GRANDMA!!!! Edit to add: YOU BASTARD!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #94 January 31, 2007 QuoteOH MY GOD, YOU KILLED GRANDMA!!!! She said she wouldn't swallow - I MADE HER!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #95 January 31, 2007 Quote Pull the rat out of the cage, kill it, throw it in the garbage. What is with all the RAT hatin? I thought the BASE jump idea was cool. Or just put it in the dumpster. No need to kill it. Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #96 January 31, 2007 Which method did you use to tell her??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm telling you what to do: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a suggestion that might make things easier and a lot less messy for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Or: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is guaranteed to be less stressfull. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #97 January 31, 2007 Or just put it in the dumpster. No need to kill it. Excellent idea. Then it will have food. I'm still open to the quickest and easiest execution methods though.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #98 January 31, 2007 Cervical dislocation (sounds better than "break its neck") With the rat on a solid surface, hold the rat by the tail, place metal bar against the base of the skull & press down. Pull the tail fast & hard. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #99 January 31, 2007 are you sure cervical is the right word???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #100 January 31, 2007 QuoteWhich method did you use to tell her??? Tell her what?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
