skymama 37 #1 January 31, 2007 Do the Geek Logik math equation and find out the answer. I saw this guy on tv this morning. He says there is a mathematical equation you can do to figure out most of life's major delimmas. The biggest problem I see with this is trying to remember high school algebra to solve the equation!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #2 January 31, 2007 okay...the beginning of the equation is 63 (for me)but what in the hell is Ttk? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #3 January 31, 2007 I suck at math I prefer other "figures" 36-24-36 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 January 31, 2007 According to those equations I should have married my ex, but there was only a 35% chance we'd still be together after one year. That's pretty bleak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 January 31, 2007 If Ttk is above one, you should tie the knot.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #6 January 31, 2007 time to tie the knot"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #7 January 31, 2007 it says we will be married for 76.05 years and we should have 3 1/3 kids. i think i can do another 76 years with her, but then she has to go. we now have 2 kids and want one more. it happens to be accurate in our case, but i think that's just coincidence. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #8 January 31, 2007 www.nomarriage.comIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 31, 2007 Quotewww.nomarriage.com I now have a new favorite website!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 January 31, 2007 QuoteIf Ttk is above one, you should tie the knot. It'd be kind of difficult to not get a Ttk above one without being absolutely miserable. The part of the equation that takes time into account is virtually meaningless. If you have more common interests than conflicting interests and think of them more times in a day than you disagree with them in a month, the Ttk will be >1. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 January 31, 2007 Quoteit says we will be married for 76.05 years No, it cant say that. If you came up with 76.05 in the 1st equation, it means that at year T of the relationship, you are have 76% chance to be still married.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 January 31, 2007 Nowhere in that equation do I see "butt elevation limit". The entire equation can be simplified to this value. Lf length of femur Lb length from butt to knees Be = Lf / Lb The limit of Be as Lb approaches zero, butt becomes infinitely large and, therefore, the equation is invalid. (sure, it's a math joke that no one will get) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 January 31, 2007 QuoteNowhere in that equation do I see "butt elevation limit". The entire equation can be simplified to this value. Lf length of femur Lb length from butt to knees Be = Lf / Lb The limit of Be as Lb approaches zero, butt becomes infinitely large and, therefore, the equation is invalid. (sure, it's a math joke that no one will get) well - 'cept the girls.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 January 31, 2007 Would i die for her? Would she die for me? I need two yeses to get married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 January 31, 2007 now that i've acually read what the variables are instead of just plugging in numbers, it says that we have a 9.23% chance of being married for 50 years. i like my original answer better. the 76% is the chances that we will still be married now. i don't buy it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 January 31, 2007 QuoteQuoteNowhere in that equation do I see "butt elevation limit". The entire equation can be simplified to this value. Lf length of femur Lb length from butt to knees Be = Lf / Lb The limit of Be as Lb approaches zero, butt becomes infinitely large and, therefore, the equation is invalid. (sure, it's a math joke that no one will get) well - 'cept the girls. Yeah, but when the conversation goes to "your butt touches the back of your knees", the violence begins. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 January 31, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteNowhere in that equation do I see "butt elevation limit". The entire equation can be simplified to this value. Lf length of femur Lb length from butt to knees Be = Lf / Lb The limit of Be as Lb approaches zero, butt becomes infinitely large and, therefore, the equation is invalid. (sure, it's a math joke that no one will get) well - 'cept the girls. Yeah, but when the conversation goes to "your butt touches the back of your knees", the violence begins. Yep - but it's pretty slow in actual motion - you know - inertia and all.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #18 January 31, 2007 It sounds to me like the equation is based on statistics. And you know what they say about statistics: Statistics are used the same way a drunk uses lampposts. For support, not illumination.. All in all, it seems like a fun thing, but not to be taken too seriously. AlphonsAnd five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #19 January 31, 2007 Here's why I'm scared of marriage!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VmJ-8XGA4 good part starts about 1 min 44 secs into it........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #20 January 31, 2007 oh my fucking gawd She will be a blast to meet in court I'm sure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 January 31, 2007 Wow. My speakers aren't working today. Not sure if i'm thankful or am i really missing some good comedy? It must be tough being a bride. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #22 January 31, 2007 If the two of you have enough free time on your hands to do all that math... you have obviously already, been downsized in the sex dept., why get married it if you're already acting like you are married?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 January 31, 2007 I didn't do no stinkin math. I just said i want someone who will die for me.. not kill me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #24 January 31, 2007 Ahem... www.nomarriage.comIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #25 January 31, 2007 Derek and I will have to do this tonight...may have to cancel that wedding next month. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
