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I like to put some dish washing liquid soap in the toilet then pee really hard. You'd be surprised how huge you can make the bubbles.

Edit to add: Go on try it!



The best trick is to pee off of the back of a boat where there is phosphorescence.....its like you are seeing the stars twinkle with every stroke:o
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"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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And here I thought this was a masturbation thread... :(:( :D :D


Me Too! That's why I looked, Damn it foiled again!>:(
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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And here I thought this was a masturbation thread... :(:( :D :D


Me Too! That's why I looked, Damn it foiled again!>:(



So you both thought this was a thread by a guy about pleasuring himself, and yet you both admit to opening it because you thought that?

Anything you two want to share with the rest of us?

:D:D

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And here I thought this was a masturbation thread... :(:( :D :D


Me Too! That's why I looked, Damn it foiled again!>:(



So you both thought this was a thread by a guy about pleasuring himself, and yet you both admit to opening it because you thought that?
Anything you two want to share with the rest of us?
:D:D


Yea, Look'd at thread to fuck with 'em in One liner Zing Dept. Wuz gonna ask him where he got a microscope that powerful?? Did he steal the Hubble Telescope, or what?:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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The only voyeristic act I'm into is watching the Ladies version of "Fun with myself" thru the holes I drilled in the walls of the Women Only forum, as I ....Oooppps I mean uh, I uh... Oh Shit...Hey can someone delete this for me, BEFORE Skymama see's it in the AM???:$:$
>:(>:(>:(
PS just for that wise crack young lady YOU are grounded for a week, YOU WILL NOT be spankin this ass for at least a week, Oh shit... that's wrong too!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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The only voyeristic act I'm into is watching the Ladies version of "Fun with myself" thru the holes I drilled in the walls of the Women Only forum, as I ....Oooppps I mean uh, I uh... Oh Shit...Hey can someone delete this for me, BEFORE Her Hotness see's it in the AM???:$:$
>:(>:(>:(
PS just for that wise crack young lady YOU are grounded for a week, YOU WILL NOT be spankin this ass for at least a week, Oh shit... that's wrong too!



Fixed it for ya;)
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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The only voyeristic act I'm into is watching the Ladies version of "Fun with myself" thru the holes I drilled in the walls of the Women Only forum, as I ....Oooppps I mean uh, I uh... Oh Shit...Hey can someone delete this for me, BEFORE Skymama see's it in the AM???:$:$
>:(>:(>:(
PS just for that wise crack young lady YOU are grounded for a week, YOU WILL NOT be spankin this ass for at least a week, Oh shit... that's wrong too!



Sheesh, I didn't even know I was going to get to spank your ass....now you tell me I've lost the privilege. No fair!>:(

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The only voyeristic... Oooppps I mean uh, I uh... Oh Shit...Hey can someone delete this for me, BEFORE Her Hotness see's it in the AM???:$:$
>:(>:(>:(
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Fixed it for ya;)


THANK YOU NOICE SAVE!B|
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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Oh, allright then, may bad, in light of this new evidence; Your "No Spankin' GravityJunky's Ass for a week" punishment is here-by suspended. Spank Away my dear Spank Away!;)
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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