Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 2, 2007 Cant even open a beer properly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkXVHrkYbrM1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 February 2, 2007 I take it your referring to yourself as the lazy half arsed bastard. Getting a parrot to open your beer for you. Tut tut. Borders on genious though (if you train him properly) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #3 February 2, 2007 haha man you got a lot of time on your hands Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 2, 2007 I didnt teach him, learnt himself. I just left a bag of beers on the floor, 30 mins later half were open. Does it regularly now and loves seeing me walk in with a bag, its fun for him.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 February 2, 2007 We keep talking about getting a "beer monkey" for the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #6 February 2, 2007 QuoteWe keep talking about getting a "beer monkey" for the house. Get a Mormon or Muslim one--then it won't drink your beer while you're gone. DEFINATELY don't get an Irish Catholic one. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 February 2, 2007 QuoteGet a Mormon or Muslim one No way..........A Mormon monkey would want 2-3 days off every week to get married. A Muslim one would put grenades under my pillow. Of course the Irish Catholic one would first drink all my beer and then put a grenade under my pillow. Damn........I think I'll just keep getting my own beers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 February 2, 2007 You need a Rastafarian one then. He'll bring you something along with the beer. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 February 2, 2007 A coconut? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 2, 2007 QuoteA coconut? Think Greener. Beermonkey!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 2, 2007 I didnt think skydivers would talk about drugs! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
